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do it for thedollar
smiley
the GOODlife
(suggested script)


a salesman sells "benefits"
 
find out the benefits:
eh-ok.ca/benefits

say a benefit,
then, ask: 
"do you want THAT?"

          with theÉ(eh)PC
          you will give
          10% (7%income tax;
          l3%sa3%sales tax)
          of your $$$ to the
          Gov't

          theÉ(eh)PC will do
          every thing to re-
          duce your cost of
          living like ...
          low-cost insurance
          litre of gas/25 cents
          cost-free Gov't ser-
          vices:
          - licenses
          - passports
          - urban transportation

          the income security measures
          of theÉ(eh)PC will eliminate poverty
          in Canada such as ...
          guaranteed income
          minimum hourly wage/$25
          tuition-free college+university
          students paid monthly
          $1,200/4 courses
          $300/course
          tax-free
          free daycare

          theGOODlife


          plus, theÉ(eh)PC will do
          every thing to facilitate the
          creation of small business
          
because small business 
          creates 80% of the
          jobs

          for theGOODlife
          jobsprosperitya NEW Canada,
          become a lifetime member
          of theÉ(eh)PC

          for $10 you can become a "regular" member
          for $20 you can become a "promoter" member
          for $50 you can become a "supporter" member

          which do you want to become?

          not interested
         
          say
          visit theWeb site
          eh-ok.ca


          come back
          so I can sign you up

          hand him|her
          the pamphlet
          or
          the card

          say
          have a nice day
sign-up

          
use
          the recruiting forms
          + a clipboard
arrow
          say
          to sign you up,
          I need 6 things
          1. your electoral riding: TorontoCentre
          5. electoral maps of Canada:www.elections.ca
          2. family name, initials: SelinKAJ
          3. date of birth, year-month-day: 53-04-25
          
4. $10or$20or$50?
          5. your e-mail address
          5. to elect theÉ(eh)PC candidate
          6. have you take the oath by saying
          5. "I refuse to be a crook!"


          enjoy your day


thank-you
      copy+paste

the subject line
      Thank you for joining theÉ(eh)PC.
      [Merci d'être devenu(e) membre duPÉC.]


the body

      la version française suit

      Thank you for joining the Égalité(eh-gah'-lee-teh)
      Party of Canada,[theÉ(eh)PC]

      (By the way "égalité" is the French word for "equality".)

      Shoud your name does *NOT* appear at
      eh-ok.ca/mem/men.htm
      after a week's time, please let me know.

     
I'll use this e-mail address to notify you of the election of
       theÉ(eh)PC candidate that will represent the riding.

      Note: the hall size will determine the number
      Note: of members allowed in to choose
      Note: theÉ(eh)PC candidate.

      ~~~

      Je vous remercie d'être devenu(e) membre du Parti
      Égalité du Canada,(lePÉC).

      Au cas où votre nom NE figure *PAS* à
      eh-ok.ca/mem/men.htm
      après une semaine, veuillez
      m'en prévenir.

     
Je vais m'en servir de ce courriel afin de vous
      informer de l'election du/de la candidat(e)
      duPÉC qui représentera la circonscription.

      Notez : la taille de la salle déterminera
      Notez : le nombre de membres admis-
      Notez : sibles pour choisir le/la can-
      Notez : didat(e) duPÉC.

      family name, initials
SelinKAJ
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