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WARNING: the following information
is "CLASSIFIED"! :o)
Reporter: Is it your intent, President Obama, to invade Canada?
President Obama: NOT under my watch; NOT now and only if we have to.
Reporter: Does it "look like" you might have to?
President Obama: We have to be *READY* - JUST IN CASE.
Reporter: Are you getting READY?
President Obama: YES!
Reporter: Does that explain the CIA build-up over the past few
decades already in Canada and in Toronto - in particular?
President Obama: THAT INFORMATION is "CLASSIFIED"! Why do you ask?
Reporter: Because, I'm CANADIAN!
President Obama NOT for long. (smiling)
Reporter: She starts singing - to herself - Cee Lo Green's song,
"FUCK YOU"! (smiling)
NEWS BULLETIN: theÉ(eh)PC President/Party Leader says:
"I'm so anti-American that I make President
Fidel Castro of Cuba look like a good friend
of the USA, the Land of the KKK.
Besides, its warmongering national anthem
scares me: when I hear it, I want to put my
hands over my eyes when I hear that the
rockets are bursting in the sky.
I say to my fellow North Americans: give it
up, give peace a chance.
Let's make the UN work, NOT war: it's a lot
cheaper. You'll save $$$: now, that makes
A LOT OF SENSE!"
NEWS BULLETIN: THIS JUST IN!
NEWS BULLETIN: The USA has called off its planned invasion
NEWS BULLETIN: of Canada on account of theÉ(eh)PC.
NEWS BULLETIN: There will be REJOICING IN STREETS. The
NEWS BULLETIN: Police will be out - in FULL FORCE.
1/3 of CIA resources - at
all times - are dedicated towards the takeover of
Canada creating the largest CIA community in
Toronto where it has the most property - including