*amusing* responses
Person asks: occupation?
Jobless!
Panhandler
Heartbreaker
Growing my hair.
Grave Robber From Outter Space
Person asks: hometown?
k-k-k-kitchener
GrimCity, Ontario
Cow-town Alberta
Sexy Ville, Ontario
Halifuck, Nova Scotia
Shitville, Nova Scotia
Watta Watta Watta Loo Loo Loo
Shit City, British Columbia, Canada
Hometown: under your bed, Manitoba
Awesome Town (Population: 7), Ontario
The City That Rhymes With Fun. Canada
~~~
D
"Da Pro"
"2hot4u*"
"bounce"
"pretty fly"
"Headline?"
"Think Pink!"
"beat junkie"
"What if ... "
"I'll aim high."
"jump for joy!"
"Hot Girl Alert!"
"...and so it is"
"I kiss and tell."
"I am a banana"
"homesick alien"
"♥ Tightpants ♥ "
"It's game time!"
"Im AMAZING" ;)
"here's the deal"
"Grab the wheel"
"run for your soul"
"think about it ... ."
"Nightmare Hippie"
"prend un numéro" French
"my cup is half full"
"Connect the dots"
"truth hits everyone"
"Where is my mind?"
"Computer says no."
"positively negative"
"I was born this way."
"last name = devine"
"get drunk and dance"
"hook, line and sinker"
"aris Baby!! yep yep!!"
"rhythm is my nature"
"A Girl Can't Help It" :)
"♥ICE CREAM KISSES♥"
"i kick it in six one tree"
"beauty is my passion"
"A pretty little problem."
"Harbouring resentment"
"sunshine and lollipops"
"lights. camera. action."
"bLiSsFuLlY uNaWaRe"
"Mind of a 2 year old" ;P
"I'm bringin wicked back"
"Let me b Ur UNICORN."
"variations on fire & light"
"The evolution of game!!"
"On a Bridge to Nowhere"
"could wait all day for this"
"You're Always Approved."
"you go left and i go right"
"'cause i am superwoman"
"Woman: Special Edition"
"My Life, the Rock Opera"
"I'll be a beautiful letdown"
"x.Crush or Obsession.x?"
"WELCOME TO MY CRIB!" :p
"take the nature challenge"
"Wait till you see me dance."
"The side effects are sexual."
"If you can't Dodge it Ram it"
"Somewhere only we know"
"mmmmmm, purple *drools*"
"Being awesome since 1988"
"Gracing this world since '88"
"Poised to conquer the world."
"Coordinate brain and mouth."
"i've got the gift of one liners" ♥
"CUZ THAT'S HOW I ROLL ..."
"BORN TO BE YOUR UNICORN"
"and the world spins madly on"
"I'm allergic to FAKE PEOPLE!"
"You must not know about me!"
"I'm going to screw this up right."
"Bαby, don't tαke it personαl ... ."
"It's Gonna Bring you down HA!"
"I need U like a bullet 2the brain."
"NOBODY puts Baby in the corner"
"The Secret to Being Powerful is..."
"Chocolate can solve any problem."
"I am stuck on your bedroom floor"
"But that was when I ruled the world."
"I like to give everyone a fair chance!"
"It's lonely on the road less travelled."
<3 "ask me out see what happens" (=
"Every day people make me say WTF?!"
"do i look like a fucking baker to you?"
"The Grinch Who Stole Your Boyfriend!"
"I can resist everything, but temptation."
"edward cullen is my fictional boyfriend"
"and we tip-toe until the darkness comes"
"And it goes a little something like this ... "
"Jesus wasn't afraid of a little controversy."
"you call THAT a fucking DEMOCRACY?! "
"Sex Sex Sex and don't forget the violence!!!"
"Thank the sweet baby Jesus for Wing Wongs"
"I believe the World should revolve around me."
"Never met a girl that likes to drink with horses"
"Perdue dans une conSTELLAtion de souvenirs ..." French
"Some mistakes are too much fun to only make
once."
"I'm The Best Damn Thing That Your Eyes Have
Ever Seen" ;)
"Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray
it might come true ♥"
"There's less violence in the world when people
are using Hula-Hoops."
"what!?
are you too cute to dance?"
"Trust,
But Verify"
"Scream.
It's good for your soul."
"Oh well,
what are you gonna do?"
"GO BIG
OR GO HOME"
"i'm a liar ...
believe it"
"Girls rule
boys drool!"
"Cheer up,
the worst is yet to come."
"im so glam,
i bleed glitter
"I Love You.
But I Chose Disco!"
"Who here
is in line for a raise?"
"Hey Baby ...
You Real?"
"I will dazzle,
I will outshine them all."
"life's for fun,
so go n play!"
"Im The Truth
And The Truth Dont Lie"
"I find a map
& draw a straight line"
"All For One,
All For Me."
"She's Freaky
and I Like It." ♥
"Ferris wheels
carried us away"
"lets av' a look
at what you coulda won"
"Video Games,
what would I do without you?" =]
"don't push me,
cuz i'm close to the edge"
"you're a noun,
so go verb yourself." - haha
"all drugged up
and nowhere to go"
"Mang ta soup
farm ta yeul." French
"the truth hurts,
so we lie"
"It is what it is ...
Not what it aint."
"be flamboyant,
lifes short" ♥
prepare for pain"
"David Duchovny,
Why Won't You Love Me?
"What can I say -
Workin' in the mines can be fun!"
"then, i realized,
this isn't what family members do
to each other."
"Never look back
cuz dats not the direction im heading ... ."
"Don't tell me lies.
Just say good-bye."
"my name aint bic,
but i keep that flame."
"Seduce my mind
and you can have my body"
"God created sex.
Priests created marriage." - Volatair
"Delightfully tacky,
yet unrefined."
"Stop chasin boys
and go shopping for labels."
"Went to the moon
in a soda can"
"You're only a rebel
from the waist downwards."
"Enough about me,
what do you think of me?"
"Music was the man
that made a woman out of me."
"i know whats wrong
so you can stop pointing it out"
"Hold my arms down,
I've been bad."
"I'm a tiny little bean
with a tapioca dream."
"forget the romance,
tie me to the bedframe"
"i'm just another girl,
from a whole other world"
"We don't negotiate ...
We éliminate."
"I like to give everyone
a fair chance!"
"where there is beautii,
there is jelousy"
"Tired of turning pages.
I want to write them."
"If you walk out on me,
I'm walking after you."
"To buy or NOT to buy?
That is the question."
"I'll be waiting with a gun
and a pack of sandwiches"
"L'eau bout à cent degrés,
et toi?" French
"My Heart's Not Your Dick,
So Dont Play With It"
"And The World Stopped
At That Very Moment"
"I'M SO FARE BEHIND!
I THOUGHT I WAS FIRST!!"
"If you obey all the rules,
you miss all the fun."
"Drama doesn't follow me,
it rides on my back."
"Everybody Likes My Hair,
Everybody Respects My Hair" :)
"staring at four blank walls
figuring out what my life is about"
"banana helps me unwind
watermelon makes it awesome."
"there is no grass greener
than the grass right here"
"I'd really love to kiss you,
but I just washed my hair."
"Do you see a single tear?
It isnt gonna happen here."
"i know its only rock n roll,
but i like it"
"when a good girl goes bad ...
boys go right after her"
"If I only had a little humility,
I'd be perfect"
"When does ANY party start?
When you get there! "
"Got guns, do you want 'em?
Take aim at each other."
"I Got A Brand New Attitude,
And I'm Going To Wear It Tonight"
"Boys, boys, all type of boys.
BLACK, white, Puerto Rican,
Chinese boys!"
"when you cry sumone dies ... ,
but when u smile a baby is born." ♥
"don't drink and drive, bitches ...
smoke and fly":D
"turn the lights off in this place
and she shines just like a star"
"...you're as welcome as cancer ...
but my doors always unlocked ..."
"I don't want to win this FIGHT ...
I want to win the WAR."
"i'm good at crossword puzzles,
i'm not so good at people puzzles."
"The cure for boredom is curiosity.
There is no cure for curiosity." - Dorothy Parker
"What do you mean there's no ice?
You mean i gotta drink this coffee hot?!"
"I only hang out with strange people ...
It makes me feel normal."
"So meet me at the back door, Baby,
if you wanna get away..."
"maybe its time i give up the fairy tales
even tho thats all ive ever wanted"
"This is the moment that we all live for,
are you ready?"
But no one wants to go right now!! ~*~"
"Remember when I said I hate techno?
I lied!"
"I came here to make you dance tonight
& I don't care if i'm a guilty pleasure for you!" <3
"Laughter is a mood altering tranquillizer
with no harmful side effects."
"The only way to rid yourself of temptation
is to give into it"
"like the way that your eyes travel to the floor
when you tell a lie"
"I don't need a cape and tights to show the world
I'm superwoman."
"so now that Valentine's day is done for the year,
who thinks they might be pregnant?!"
"Some might say that they doN'T believe in heaven.
Go tell that to the man who lives in hell."
"To care is to show importance and relevancy
to an issue.
apathy is the answer "
"Bitch,
i'm the BOMB!
like Tick! Tick!"
"3+1=4.
Baby ...
you don't even know."
"Come on,
be a rebel.
Help someone today."
"all i want
is a little place of my own
where i can rest my head"
"Sois gentil
et je serai gentil ...
sois chiant et ..." French
"Get like you?
Naw.
Get like me" :)
"Laugh, Baby.
It's all we really have now.
The earth is overpopulating with zombies ...
just laugh and run."
"yada yada Girl
yada yada Bjork
yada yada life"
"60% of the time
it works
every time"
"All eyes on me,
in the centre of the ring,
just like a circus"
"that's insane!!!
U know what I'm saying!!
Bro!"
sleeping,
or working on sleeping."
"And then God said,
'Let there be Lindsey!'
And all was good."
"me, myself, and I, ...
I'm not changing much
so get use to it."
"Knowing something
and doing something
are two different things."
"and the seventh thing
i hate the most that you do,
you make me love you ..."
"I challenge the universe,
It's the choice
between heaven and hell ... ."
"Prostitution is revolution:
you can hate me
after you pay me."
"you can't buy happiness,
but you can buy icecream ...
which is sorta the same" <3
"completely, utterly single ...
so bored
I'm uploading photos on MySpace.com."
"Not that I live a moral life.
But I do expect it of others.
Don't we all?"
"If light travels faster than sound
isn't that why some people appear bright
till u hear them speak?"
"Don't ask me what my name is,
stupid bitch,
I'm famous."
"The best thing since sliced bread!
No ... wait ... !
I'm better!"
"I'm sugar, spice and everything nice.
Before you mess with me
you better think twice."
"And I know the only breaks in life you got
were broken bones,
and broken dreams."
"Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better
and you can't stand it."
"An artist is a person who thinks
more than there is to think,
feels more than there is to feel,
and sees more than there is to see." ~J.O.H.
"bombing
for peace
is like fucking
for virginity!"
"Friend,
foe,
duck,
or goose?"
"Love life
and life will love you back.
Love people
and they will love you back."
"hair pulling,
neck biting.
back scratchin:
i love it all"
"It's a new day,
but it all feels old.
It's a good life
thats what I'm told."
"the weather today is
calm and sunny,
but the air
is full of bullshit"
"Take your hesitance
and your self defence
&leave them all behind.
Life's beautiful."
she is being killed.
And those who are killing her
have names and addresses." - Utah Phillips
"They're Gonna Find You,
Just Believe ...
You're Not A Person,
You're A Disease."
"And ur the reason that
murder should be legalized.
If it was,
u'd be dead and in the ground by 5!"
"First date would be a nice dinner or bar
where can talk:
you have your wine
and i have my Jack denial."
" Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones
But Whips And Chains Excite Me.
So Throw Me Down And Tie Me Up
And Show Me That You Like Me. "
"Chaos,
Money,
Filth,
and Greed.
I Want It All."
"Love is like war ...
Easy to start ...
Difficult to end ...
And ...
impossible to forget!"
"I'm going to a pretty place now
where the flowers grow.
I'll be back
in about an hour
or so."
"For a wounded man should say
to his asilent
'If I live,
I will kill you,
If I die,
you are forgiven.'
Such is the rule of honor."
"Spoiled roten,
never forgotin,
Daddy's Little Girl
living in a dream world
not afraid to confess
i am a little princess."
"Just crank up the volume
& we can sing like superstars
& dance around like we're FAMOUS
with ripped jeans & huge sunglasses ... .
'Cause, girls,
that's how we roll!" ♥
"Pierced,
Dyed,
& Inked ...
Love Me
Or Hate Me ...
It Wont Make Me
Or Break Me" <3
"Back in BC"
"unicorn power"
"C'est l'heure du thé." :-)
"a tragedy in one act"
"A little south of Sanity."
"Don't question my logic"
"CRAZZYNESS: BE AWARE!"
"forever isn't that long - i guess"
"Sir, is that my heart your holding?"
"... and everybody wants to be like you"
"Have an issue?
Here's a tissue."
"Life's a bitch,
but I'm that bitch's pimp. Haaa!"
"so many jerks,
so few bullets"
"Brace Yourself:
We Were Born For This."
"Diggin harrison, dude,
all the way to china."
"short end of the stick,
wrong side of the bed."
"if you want to be a hero,
then just follow me ... "
"If you see Angel's flying
wave goodbye ... ."
"You either wanna be with me,
or be me ." ♥
"I want to laugh,
but I think Im choking on reality "
"Smash The Mirror
And Break The Palm Reader's Hands"
"Do that again ...
and they'll be tracing you with chalk!"
"Just because you're paranoid
don't mean they're not after you."
"just because it looks like iced tea ...
doesn't mean it tastes like iced tea"
"Life is something that everyone should try
at least once."
"Has anyone seen my shoes?
I kicked them off in a fit of joy."
"We all know that Vampires are NOT real ...
just like Elves, Gremlins and Eskimos."
"You look at me and laugh
cause I'm different,
but I look at you and laugh
cause you're all the same."
tiens ma sacoche!" French
"I'm sick,
your tired,
let's dance."
"you being okay
is not a part of my balanced diet
of DOOM"
"When opportunity knocks,
you may have to get up off the couch
to answer the door."
"They say when you die
your life flashes before your eyes ...
MAKE IT WORTH WATCHING!"
"I'm aware
I'm insane.
I like it.
Alot."
"Water guns...for you and I,
not so dangerous.
For the wicked witch of the West ...
deadly."
"We could plant a house.
We could build a tree.
I don't even care.
We could have all three!"
"Le ciel est bleu,
la mer est calme,
ferme ta yeule,
pi RAME!" French
"Don't think for yourselves!
Think for God!
Let's start making those
motherfucker's decisions
for him,
huh?"
"So I'm gonna buy a gun
and start a war
If you can tell me
something worth fighting for."
"i fake it"
"stay gold"
"i'm a robot."
"YEEHAW!"
"Live a little."
~Horrorland~
"stupid cats"
"Well, I never ..."
"oooOOOhhh"
"SuperHuman"
"LIKE WHOA!"
"NOT giving up!"
"Are you ready?"
"Living the life ... "
"Legally Blonde" <3
"YES MASTER!"
"it was amazing"
"You're so artist."
"God Loves Ugly"
"Get on my level."
"True Love Waits"
"Don't Be Jealous" <3
"she's Hollywood" ♥
"Look out Ladies!"
"am I Dreaming ...?"
"I Wish You Knew" ♥
"ALL or NOTHING"
"Beißen Sie mich" :) German
"i've been thinking"
"break the silence."
"Just like a cookie."
"Sit on it and Spin."
"MiSs HoLlYwOoD!"
"keep me guessing"
"and it was glorious"
"Dreams come true."
"Yes, I am 'That girl'"
"The Revolving Door"
"something spiritual ..."
"Flower power, man."
"large and in charge"
"living dah crazy life!"
"Live Now, Die Later"
"I like to help people."
"Life is short ... Sing" ^^
"Here comes trouble!"
"kickin it Dizzy Style!"
"i love my crackberry!"
"Spirit determines age"
"That's my Generation" ♥
"love men that sparkle"
"Here comes the SUN!"
"Baby, i'm baaad news"
"excruciatingly average"
"never would've thought ..."
"holla at all the cool ppl!" :)
"Rocking it since 1985" :D
"in
my dreams i can fly""& all it takes is a kiss;;" ♥
"SEXY CUBAN ALERT"
"i'm just a love machine."
"Too fly for just any guy."
"who doesn't love liquor?"
"i'm just a love machine."
"The world is a Vampire" <3
"keeping it pro since '92"
"it's almost Mexico time!"
"i ain't got no crystal ball"
"Every thug needs a lady ... ."
'YOU KNOW HOW I DO"
"NOT for the faint of heart."
"I'll be back to frame you."
"back in the saddle again"
"Rock & Roll is in control"
"it's the soul that matters"
Smile, it's healthy for you :)
"Im Not Your Average Girl"
"Freedom is my addiction."
"bulimia is so last season"
"Hope dangles on a string ..."
"To know me is to love me!"
★J'suis une Phoking Star!★ French
"Blondes do have more fun" ♥
"She's Good For Business"
"smokin weed like it's legal"
"so i'm a witch eh ? ... cool" >:)
"i'm slicKer than yo average"
"where's my remote control?"
"I'll have the 10 inch special"
"Must BE a HEAVENLY sin"
"i've got the gift of one liners" ♥
"im a candy apple kinda gal"
"The side effects are sexual."
"I take candy from strangers."
"SO WHAT? i am a rockstar" ;D
"Here for your entertainment!"
"~you should let me love you~"
"so where does this leave us?"
"determination is a way of life"
"This Web page is HAUNTED."
"SHE GLOWS IN THA DARK"
One Bullet.One Gun.One Love"
"...make mistakes, get messy" ♥
"...every time i hear your name" ♥
"These dreams are taking flight!"
"waiting for my prince charming"
"C'est cette étoile qui l'a guidée." French
"It's time to hit the panic switch!"
"I am a user, boozer, and a loser."
"This Girls A Straight Up Hustler"
"LAST NAME IF NEEDED IS "G"."
"I put the Cha in Team Chalaya ..."
"What will the neighbours think?"
"ah, what a troublesome morning."
"She always puts on her seat-belt!"
"I could really use a wish right now"
"you must be a sorceress cuz you ... "
"The best things in life are EDIBLE!" <3
"i don't know what to think anymore."
"Rawr Means I Love You In dinosaur" <3
"Don't let the fuckers drag you down."
"Jesus would slap the hell out of you."
"I belong to the BEAT GENERATION"
"Laughter is the only way to my heart"
"let me take you to my favourite place"
"i'll steal the diamonds from your eyes"
"i would like to put a rock over the past"
"Joan of Arc had style. Jesus had style." - Charles Bukowski
"you're the brightest little firefly in my jar"
"You're all just crows on the power-lines."
"you're as fake as the moans you make."
{if only i had eight arms to hold you with}
"feels so good to be a FIVE STAR chick!"
"A drummer falls off a cliff.... Badum chh!"
"I can resist everything except temptation"
"- seven little bottles of Love Potion No. 9 -"
"I love you almost as much as Jesus does!"
"Your Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile."
"Been doing a lot of behind the scenes work."
"Swallowed the fact that our dream had died."
"So this is what it's like to be actually happy... ."
"WiSh i CouLd ShOuT mY pLaYbOy MoUtH!"
"knowledge is more important than education"
"this operation's been abandoned once again..."
"i know that ive been dancing around the truth."
"Life is a journey not a destination -- keep moving."
"we played tug of war with the elephant ,,, we lost."
we'll dance our lives away in the ballrooms of Mars"
"I'll use this weapon on the devil horse if I have to."
"I NEED AN ADULT!
"I NEED AN ADULT! ...
"oh wait... i am one" :)
"all the things i really like to do are either immoral,
illegal or fattening."
"the first time you meet your new vampire
boyfriend's vampire family: AWKWARD ..."
"Beep"
"oh,
neat."
"ya,
you would know"
"Oh...
He just made revenge so sweet ..."
"now,
lets play the waiting game ..."
"ohhh
hellooo there" :)
"Omg
i could of died.."
"nope,
they can't do it like me"
from inner space"
"Baby,
we're so worth it!" (L)
"Baby,
you know i'm worth it."
"World,
Hold On."
"Smile:)
it confuses ppl" :P
"drop it
like its HOT"
"boredd ...
sickk":[
"grow up
and blow away"
"one day
my 'Myspace' will be cool."
"love you
and Buddha too"
"I believe
I need no introduction"
"that kiss
tastes like summer."
"Why walk,
when you can dance?"
"Short fuse ...
BIG BANG!"
"Kill vegans
and eat them!"
"re: dickless
dude, your sooo"
"guaranteed
to blow your mind"
"movin on up,
want my peice of the pie!"
"we're running
just to get caught."
"Cherry CoLa
Is kind of like a little sister."
"Just a Pirate
Chasing booty!"
"I'm Canadian ...
So what's your problem. Eh?"
"ahh ... school!
so much to think about!"
"Life is a bitch,
and so am I"
"Dibble Dabble,
Blip Blop"
"A little crowed
as we're singing
in the shower tonight"
"Try saying 'No'
once in a while."
"i know my role
and i play it well."
"to err is human,
to arr is pirate"
"Yessssssiiirrrrr.
Thats her!"
"Look like a lady,
Party like a Pimp" ;)
"Break my heart
I'll burn your house" ♥
"Live Laugh Love
------while listening to COUNTRY!"
"im a DIAMOND ...
and u are just a pebble."
"Save the ducks
use glue"
"date like a man
so you don't get played like a bitch"
"i restore myself
when i'm alone."
"OH HAI STORM
THAT CAME OUT OF NO WHERE?!"
"What's the story,
morning glory?"
come and see me ..."
"Save your breath,
Baby."
"I'm on a carousel,
and I'm not looking down"
"What do you say
we leave for California?"
"This is not a test.
Please remain calm."
"I'm not A princess
I'm THE princess"
"Everything I'm not
made me everything I am."
"I will rule the world ...
You'll see." ;)
"Je suis une artiste
et mon oeuvre c'est moi. " French
".Love is an Illusion ...
I am ur illusion."
"Tell me something ...
are you fond of your knee caps?"
"cause i'm a gypsy,
are you coming with me?"
"When all else fails,
Just laugh!"
"My own little world ...
Enter at your own risk!"
"Look Into My Eyes ...
Focus On My Power
"She can make salt
taste like sugar on her hands" ♥
"no one dies a virgin
because the world screws us all"
"medically speaking:
you're adorable" ♥
"if we sleep together,
would it make it any better?"
"Moi, j'suis une pute,
mais une pute de luxe." French
"The Second Mouse
Gets the Cheese"
"my love's a revolver.
do u wanna be the target ?"
"We are all in a hole ...
But some of us look at the stars."
"Sometimes it's right
to do the wrong thing"
"take me or leave me
i'm still gonna do what i want."
"I plan on living forever.
So far so good."
"The glass was half full
so i drank it."
"I just enjoy the meal.
I doN'T ask 4the recipe."
"i'm not looking down,
but there's no one above me."
"when you're with her...
i hope you're thinking of me."
"wrestling with reality ....
waiting for the bell to ring."
Demain, je l'espère." French
"The more boys I meet,
the more i fall in love with my dog." ♥
"i used to be lovestruck
now i'm just fucked up"
"That's the life I choose:
guns, drugs, and booze."
"my doors always open:
feel free to walk out"
"I speak two languages,
Body and English."
"Vive les choses simple,
fuck les casse-tête!" French
"You'll Learn To Hate Me;
But Still Call Me Baby." ♥
"better to do the fucking
than to get fucked!"
"I'll be like your medicine,
you'll take every dose of me."
"With Hope In Our Hearts
& Bricks In Our Hands."
"i know i need something,
but i know it's not you."
"what are the freakin odds
of this happening?"
*I walk n talk like this 'cuz
i can back it up*
"maybe it's all for the best,
but i just don't see any good in this."
"Won't you think I'm pretty
when I'm standing on top a bright lit city?" (:
"Si tu fourre pas le system,
c'est lui qui te fourre!" French
"All this rock and roll, Baby,
only time will tell."
"I shouldn't have passed out!
Now you're passed out too" :(
"When does ANY party start?
When you get there!"
"Boy Are You a Sight to See ...
Kinda Something like Me!"
"you said you never meant to ...
Sweetheart, you never mean to"
"Oh.. you hit your funny bone?
NOT so funny is it."
"Love isn't something you feel,
it's some you do"
"Oh the bridges we've crossed ...
and burned!"
"After All The Things You Said ... .
'I Love You' Was My Favourite ... "
"Considering how amazing i am,
i deserve the fuckin best"
"Better to be on the wrong track
than to be hit by the right train."
"... and I'm not impressed easily ...
WOW! a blue car!"
"plugging the car in at minus 30??
no thanks!
"Your Suffering will be legendary!
Even in Hell!"
"It's not true that I had nothing on.
I had the radio on." — Marilyn Monroe
"It's because I'm only HALF white,
isn't it?"
"So Tell Me What Do You Expect,
Connected to Your TV Set?"
"Only look at the devil long enough
to pull the trigger."
then, IT'S HILARIOUS!"
"In the immortal words of The Doors ...
'the time to hesitate is through'... ."
"What the fuck have you done lately?"
(French for "How are you?) :o)
"i had to get that stress off my chest
like breast reduction!"
"good things always come to an end
& there it goes ... "
"when I was young and irresponsible,
I was young and irresponsible."
"you coulld become my one and only
or my one in a million-th mistake"
"Imagine sweetness with a small sign,
BEWARE!"
"decided to cancel Christmas this year
and have Halloween twice instead! "
"Everybody Knows That There's A Party
At The End Of The World."
"Just watch my wildest dreams come true:
not one of them involving you."
"If You Hate Me, There's Nothing I Can Do.
NEWSFLASH! Bitch,
I Don't Live To Please You."
"Sometimes I think I understand everything.
Then, I regain consciousness."
"I wondered why the car was getting bigger ...
and then it hit me."
"I'm lovely, you're lovely, were all so god damn lovely.
Other than that, my name is Talia."
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand
dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."
- Marilyn Monroe
"hmm...
you're still ugly.
Pass me another beer ..."
"Baby,
my bite
is worse than my bark."
"To buy
or not to buy?
That is the question."
"haaaa,
you wishh
you could of tied me downn" ;)
''I hate it
when I'm walking to my igloo
and all the penguins follow me.''
"We live,
we die,
we rot."
"i'm sick,
you're tired,
lets dance"
"Bring on
the good stuff
2010!"
"forget love ...
forget you ...
impossible" <3
"couscous,
the food so nice
they named it twice"
"... Ahh! yes.
now I remember why I left
this 2 star town ..."
"100% original,
unique
et recyclé" French
"hey weekend,
could you hurry up and get here?
thanks" :)
"ur lips r movin,
but all i hear is
blah blah blah"
"times of today
are the sad thoughts
of tomorrow."
"Don't be easy,
if caviar was cheap,
no one would want it." - Paris Hilton
"where the elite
without feet
meet to eat."
"it's a love story,
Baby,
just say yes" <3
in more then just my trunk
for just any boy to handle!"
"Happy endings
are stories
that haven't finished yet."
"I was once told
I was a powerful wizard
by a homeless person"
"I tried to be chill,
but you're so hot
that I melted." - jason mraz
"I have not failed,
I've just found 10,000 ways
that won't work."
"What am i doing?
Oh that's right.
I'm doing me."
"just for a second,
lets pretend
that i give a damn"
"I haven't seen you
around here
in a while."
"I aim with my eye.
I shoot with my mind.
I kill with my heart."
"There is good girls,
there is bad girls..
and me."
"Just fetch that gate,
we'll make it clear
that monsters aren't welcome here!"
"Its way to cold out!
it needs to go back
to being bikini weather again" :)
"my face is a canvas
and the make-up
my water colors"
"All you need is faith,
trust,
and a bit of pixie dust."
''J'me sens heureuse
comme un chien
dans une boîte de truck!'' French
"I wish I had a button
to take away all the shitty people
out of my life."
"come inside my mind
and tell me
what you find"
"Never go to bed angry,
stay awake
and plot your revenge."
thank you everyone for caring enough
to stalk meeee" <3
" 'where did you come from?'
' well,
do you believe in time travel?' "
"If hating is your occupation ...
then, hunny,
I got a full job for you!"
"is life really that complicated
or am i just makin it that way ...
so confused!!! "
"if we had no faults of our own,
we would not take so much
pleasure
in noticing those of others."
"Just know I chose my own fate.
I saw the fork in the road
and drove straight."
"I'll break everything in this room
just to prove
that I am the best."
"Just when the caterpillar thought
the world was over
it turned into a butterfly"
"The Badminton Club rejected me.
I couldn't say 'shuttlecock'
without giggling"
"it's not what you wear that matters ...
its how you take it off
that counts."
"She ain't into cars or pickup trucks,
but if it runs like a Deere, man,
her eyes light up... ."
"All the little birdies on jay bird street
love to hear the robin
go tweet, tweet, tweet"
"Nothing in the world is more dangerous
than sincere ignorance
and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"The man who smiles when things go wrong
has thought of someone
to blame it on."
"i never thought i'd find someone to be mine...
lord knows i was right,
cause yoou just crossed the line."
"Once upon a time there was a very pretty girl,
who lived in a beautiful box,
and EVERYBODY loved her" - Gia
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people
to make it worth the effort!"
"i think the first person who said
'words can't hurt you'
just didn't throw dictionaries at people
with enough force."
"Sleep .
We all love it .
But if you really think about it ,
its the cousin of death ."
i swear,
i'm just gone
beyond repair."
"Make love
not war.
Condoms are cheaper
than guns."
"SHUT UP!
You talk to loud.
You dont fit in
with the crowd."
"All morons
hate it
when you call them
a moron."
"I'm sky high
and I dare anybody
to try
and cut my wings"
"so grab a seat
and whiskey double.
cause the girls of the world
ain't nothin but trouble."
"watching fireworks
from the comfort of your backyard
is always fun! wish someone would
have told me they were going to be so close!"
"wrote the story myself ...
it's about a girl
who lost her reputation
'n' never missed it"
"Life is too fucking short.
Suck it up,
and be happy.
Period." <3
"Just around the corner
there's a rainbow in the sky,
so let's have another cup of coffee
and let's have another piece of pie."
"wh3n som3body lov3 u ...
3v3ryth!ng is b3autiful ...
but wh3n som3body hurts u ... !
WTF ... !"
"Most ppl r ASSHOLES!!
and i'm ok with that ...
cos thats how they'll be rememberd
when they die."
"Girls with ass' like mine,
don't date boys
with faces
like yours!!" <3
"Whatever tomorrow brings,
I'll be there ...
I'll be there,
With open arms and open eyes ..."
"it's a crazy fucked up world
and we're all just floating along
waiting for someone
who can walk on water"
If your gonna cheat, cheat death.
If your gonna steal, steal a heart.
& if your gonna drink; drink with ME!"
"There is no dark side of the moon
really.
Matter of fact,
it's all dark."
"LOVES vodka and pineapple juice!
[note to self: the vodka is THERE,
even if you can't taste it.
Drink slowly.]"
"Criticism is something we can avoid easily
by saying nothing,
doing nothing,
and being nothing." - Aristotle
"An optimist is a person who sees a green
light everywhere.
The pessimist sees only the red light.
But the truly wise person
is color blind."
"A girl in love
is dangerous,
but a girl with a broken heart ...
now,
thats a fucking scary!"
"So let's face it
this was never what you wanted.
But I know it's fun to pretend now.
Blank stares and empty threats
are all I have."
"It's an odd feeling
being taken under the wing
of a dragon,
it's warmer
than you'd think."
[♥]I feel like Dorthy,
all the guys I meet
are either Brainless,
Heartless,
or Cowards.[ღ]
"he said: 'i love you'.
i sneezed
and replied:
'sorry,
i'm allergic to bullshit.'
"About me:
Won't tell you what I look like;
that's what pictures are for.
I've been an avid artist for 7 years,
and an asshole for 20."
"You dun have to love me ...
you dun even have to like me ...,
but you WILL
r.e.s.p.e.c.t
me."
"There's a place downtown
where the freaks all come around
it's a hole in the wall
it's a dirty
free for all ..."
i know u
& u cannot sing
i said
it's nothing
u should hear me play piano"
"And then,
she turned to me
with her skeleton eyes
and whispered,
'You are the saddest sunset
I've ever met.'
"Let's Play
Truth Or Dare.
How Bout
Just Dare,
Cause No One Tells The Truth
Anymore ..."
"BE GONE!
COME ON!
There's no God, Buddy!
And there is no Heaven,
and do you know what
pissed me off the most?
NO FUCKING WINGS!"
" 'WHOO HOO!'
Scream that
while jumping
up and down.
You'll make more friends
that way."
"Cough? Check.
Runny nose? Check.
Migraine? Check.
No food in 2 days? Check.
Lack of sleep? Check.
Miserable? Check."
"look up in the sky.
it's a bird,
it's a plane
... no baby girl,
it's a shooting star
with your name!" <3
"Men are like a fine wine.
They start out like grapes.
It's our job
to stomp on them
until they mature into something
you would have dinner with"
"Expose yourself to your deepest fear;
after that,
fear has no power,
and the fear
of freedom shrinks
and vanishes.
You are free."
"I'm a little weird.
We're all a little weird.
Life's a little weird.
And when we find someone
who's weirdness is compatible
with ours,
we join up in mutual weirdness
and call it love."
"I LUVEE MATH ... ?
SEX is like MATH,
you Add the BED
SUBTRACT the CLOTHES
DIVIDE the LEGS
and pray
you don't MULTIPLY!"
"you think ima take this lightly?
just wait
boy
ima make the next few days
absolutely miserable
you're gonna regret lying to me.
hmm
payback's a bitch."
"h1n1.
I never got that shot."
"yeah me neither."
"but i got the vh1 one
i think ...
wait ..."
"that's a channel
you fucking retard."
"Got a problem with me?
Solve it.
Think i'm trippin?
Tie my shoes.
Can't stand me?
Sit back down.
can't face me?
Turn around"
"Dangerously Cute!"
"I'll let Jay Leno do that."
"Tied together with a smile."
"il vino fa cantare ..." Italian
"Baby, I'll Slay A Dragon For You."
"I'm changing my name to 'McLovin'."
"I think you know what I'm getting at."
"I'm going to change your good boy status."
"Gravity is not the only force at work in this
world."
"happiness doesn't grow on the same tree
as money"
"Always keep on working for a revolution
you can dance to."
"I don't like you!!!
Stop crying."
"I am what I am,
an ... angel ... ."
"God made Men.
Then, he had a better idea, WOMEN."
"When Its Over,
you wont know what hit you ... ."
"DROP BEATS
*NOT* BOMBS"
"You mess with me ...
You mess with the whole
fuckin' trailer park!!"
the sweet isn't as sweet!"
"Some people have it
and other people don't."
"the only feelings i have
are the ones i drink away"
"Make Awkward Sexual Advances,
Not War"
"On a semé le doute dans mon esprit ...
Suis-je un puma?" French
"Happiness is like fudge.
If you wan't some,
make yourself some!!!"
"You fucking With My man.
And you text him all the time.
You might've had him once,
But I got him all the time."
"It's time!"
"Boom Boom"
"Shout It Out!"
"animus draco"
"For Shizzle" :)
"Thats Awesome!!"
"prend un numéro" French
"fagtron power up!"
"Come Sail Away ..."
"Nothing to declare ..."
"come a little closer"
"seriously though ..."
"Je suis un ananas" French
"drop that beat, Honey"
"Tonight We Dine In Hell"
"Peace, Love & Bubblegum" ♥
"Peace, Love and Pixie Dust"
"You wish you were this cool." (lol)
"...Me, My-Self And Fucking I! ..."
"ThE fUcKin' bEsT dAmN tHiNg"
"Going where the wind takes me"
"walk hard down life's rocky road"
"ride the dopey donkey to success"
"Est-ce encore loin, Grand Schtroumph?" French
"I DON'T GIVE A DEAD MOOSES LAST SHIT."
"More Glory "
"Dans ma bulle" French
"Don't Panic ... ." ;)
"What's poppin!"
"i'm a ninja - for real"
"... the secret i keep."
"the show has begun"
"Es war nur ein Traum" German
"lets
go get some pow pow""I RODE A UNICORN ONCE ..."
"I don't mean to be a mystery."
"~Running in circus of my life~"
"I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy."
"Apparently, I only LOOK innocent"
"The Frequency is all wrong ~ MAY DAY?!"
"F#&K ME
I'M FAMOUS!"
"i'm sparkiee,
bite me."
"IDIOT FREE
[I don't want your fuckin drama]"
"shouldn't look!
but i can't stop starring ..."
"HaTe Me 2dAy.
LoVe Me 2mOrRoW!!"
"Put the wet stuff
on the hot stuff."
"Candy Cane Kisses
and Bubblegum Wishes"
"If you can't dance,
you ain't getting in my pants!"
"Don't ask me why
if you don't want a lie."
"Where There's Beauty,
There's Jealousy" =)
"Beautifully Grotesque
& Perfectly Flawed"
"Your concentration face
is putting a damper on my face."
"I've been saving up the things
I never say."
"You got to Slay A lot of Dragons
before you Can Get to This Princess"
"Everyone hates a show off ...
especially when they've got the goods."
I miss my mind the most."
"I'm Through With These Pills
That Make Me Sit Still."
"Qu'est-ce que ça peut ben faire
que j'vive ma vie toute à l'envers?" French
"Will flex
for food"
"big girl
in a small town."
"thing 1
and thing 2"
"in my bubble ...
in my world"
"dead disco,
dead rock n' roll"
"bleed in
breath out"
"if it moves,
perm it."
"where the crazies
at?!"
"La vie est dure
pour les Cowboys du Québec." French
"I Don't Bush Dance:
Love It Or Hate It."
"hey little white grrrl,
wheres the riot?"
"A vos Risques!!!
Filles Dangereuse!!" French
"I Drink To Much
and Say The Wrong Things"
"Your Parents Lied
When They Said
You Were Special."
"I'll rip your heart out
and I'll eat it whole."
"Cleverly Disguised
As A Responsible Adult"
"my mind is all made up
so I'll have to sleep in it"
"I speak two languages:
Body and English."
"because the sky is blue,
it makes me cry"
"Despite what you've been told,
i once had a soul."
"turning [sidewalks]
into [stages]"
at work in this world."
"Yummy. Yummy. Yummy.
I got bugs in my tummy."
"Don't be afraid to shake that ass
and misbehave."
"I'll Be Like Your Medicine
& You'll Take Every Dose Of Me"
"I just want to dance around
in my underwear."
"she had the eyes of an angel
with the heart of a traitor"
"wake me up from this nightmare
i designed"
"You should never play leap frog
with a unicorn."
"The more I try to make sense
of this all,
the less this all makes sense."
"I am nobody.
Nobody's perfect.
Therefore I am perfect."
"Think real hard,
beg as much as you want,
the answer will still be NO."
"As A Matter Of Fact
I Am A Bitch
And Your Point Is ... ."
"Your sister is HOT,
but your mum does that thing
with her tongue ... ."
"Forecast for tomorrow:
a few sprinkles of genius
with a chance of DOOM!"
"I like it
when guys bring me roses
with thorns."
"Smiled before,
grinn now,
smirk later."
"YOU WISH
YOU NEVER EVER
MET HER AT ALLLLLL!"
"Life is a big lesson.
So make sure to enjoy it
while its happening.
There is more to the story
then the cover is telling."
"What i look forward to
is continued immaturity
followed by death."
"You'd be in great shape
if you ran
like your mouth."
"This is a very small body of water,
and apparently,
I'm a giant squid."
in favor of the idea
that life is serious"
"Hey!
If you cant dazzle them with Brilliance...
then baffle them with bullshit."
"Reach for the Scorpia.
Different than your average human."
"How you livin'?
Biggie?
Small?"
"Let's See
If We Can Fly
Tonight"
"There's no other way I can fly:
It's You and I,
You and I."
"today
was a day
in wonderland
for me"
"Hold Up ...
You Don't Hold A Nine To Five?
See Youuuuuu
Goodbye!" =]
"forget not
that the earth delights
to feel your bare feet,
and the winds
long to play with your hair"
"If you love me then
THANK YOU,
if you hate me
then FUCK YOU!"
"Men should be like kleenex:
soft,
strong,
and disposable."
"if you ever get lonely,
just go to the record,
store
and visit your friends"
"When I come to the club
step aside.
VIP
cause you know
I gotta shine."
"I'm an addict to the audio,
a chronic record lover
who feeds off stereo.
I'm not ready for detox,
turn on the radio!"
"A friend will bail you out of jail.
A true friend will be sitting in
the cell
with you saying
'we fucked up,
but it was fun!' "
"Bean It Up."
"Queen Pin"
"Note To Self!!"
"doctor, doctor"
"hoez before broz."
"Lunar Tranquility"
"star fleet hooker"
"happy hour is here."
"Dance Monkey, Dance!"
"J'αime les gens Perturbés" ♥ French
"PEACE, LOVE, & FASHION"
"SuNsHiNe DuSt Is FaNtAsTiC"
"i think you got me all wrong"
"So I think I'm Queen Elizabeth"
"i wear camaflouge to stand out"
"Everyone jump on the peace train."
"get back to your biscuit tin, ginger
"I wouldn't be caught dead in a full skirt"
"responsible for the fall of mankind, oops!"
"you can find me on a champagne supernova
in the sky"
"A gun
is a girl's best friend."
"Please
Envy Me"
"Bright,
just like the stars above me."
"Girl 101 ...
Just ask me."
"Fuck me:
I'm famous.
"Fuck me:
I'm French."
"Killing me
won't bring her back."
"Normalcy
is coursing thru my veins!"
"2, 4, 6, 8
who do we appreciate? Me! Me! ME!"
"take the best
and not the rest!"
"I'm not an artist.
I'm a fucking work of art."
Will All Make Us Blind."
"I Fucking Hate Bitches ....
But I Love Mine."
"Look into my eyes
and KNOW I'm not lying."
"If life gives you lemons,
make some kind of fruity juice."
"Stop asking me questions.
I hate to see you cry."
"638 ways to kill castro,
i'll find 639."
"The only thing a girl should chase
is her vodka."
"A Day Without Sunshine
Is Like Night"
"Bring on the revolution,
I want to die for something."
"I'm so fresh,
you can smell me thru a ziploc."
"Do your worst:
I might like it."
"You were meant for me.
Perhaps as a punishment."
"Drama doesn't follow me.
It rides on my back."
"We bet him $5 he would drown.
Bitter sweet victory."
"I'm not the Weak Link.
I'm the Missing Link."
"Life is a Drawing
Without an Eraser."
"I run with scissors.
It makes me feel DANGEROUS!!!"
"TakE iT bAcK
& PaInT iT bLAcK"
"There's your karma
ripe as peaches."
"representin' urbanism
in toon town"
"Don't hate the PLAYER,
hate the GAME!!!"
"Cancel my subscription,
I don't need your issues."
"I'm not a heartbreaker.
I just get bored easily."
"ptite main is my name,
loser is yours"
"I don't need your attitude ...
I've got my own!"
So, I want you." ♥
"The future looks so bright:
I gotta wear sunglasses."
"Why would you go from steak ...
to dog food?"
"I'm One Of The Best Fuck-You's
In Recent Rock & Roll History"
"You can bomb the world to peices
but you can't bomb the world to peace."
"If the milk turns out to be sour,
I aint the type of pussy to drink it."
"I was born of the Catholic persuasion,
but I converted to narcissism."
"You don't win the silver,
you lose the gold."
"And Now Something Has Kept Me Here
Too Long
And Now I'm Gone."
"Dacia,
thats my name.
Don't wear it out."
"Life's a bitch,
but I'm that bitch's pimp.
Haaa!"
"All Ya'll Hoes,
Back Up,
Raquel Is Here"
"Sweet as Sugar,
Fierce as Fire,
Gangsta as F*ck."
"Don't Piss Me Off ...
I Bite! ...
REALLY! HARD."
"come to daddy ...
(boom, crash, bang) ...
who's your daddy now!?"
"It's NOT stalking ...
it's called
being a dedicated fan!!"
"Hell is only a word,
the reality is much much worse.
Now let me show you."
"What i look forward to is
continued immaturity
followed by death."
"if you shoot me in a dream ...
you better wake up
and apologize"
"If we play very quiet,
my lamb,
Mary, never has to know."
"Every search for a hero
must begin with something
which every hero requires,
a villain."
but maybe you'd feel better
if you'd SCREAM today"
"Worrying is like a rocking chair:
it gives you something to do,
but doesn't get you anywhere."
"good things come to those who wait,
but if I have to wait any longer,
i'm out."
"And all the times you promised me
that everything would work out
in the end,
YOU WERE GRAVELY MISTAKENNNN."
"Work is a Vampire that sucks me dry,
which is a metaphor,
but still the reason I stuck a chair leg
through my manager!"
"live fast.
die slow.
but never stop
the rock and roll!"
"it's like a gift,
you know?
its' like
i cant control it." ;)
"I luv sleep.
My life has the tendency to fall apart
when Im awake,
u know?"
"GET on my level.
Wait.
U can't.
Ur alwayz
on ur knees."
"but with my ego,
i can stand there
in a speedo
and be looked at
like a fuckin hero"
"Even when I'm a mess,
I still put on a vest
with an 'S' on my chest.
Oh, yes!
I'm Superwoman!"
"I hope she'll be a fool -
that's the best thing
a girl can be
in this world,
a beautiful little fool."
"Am I less of a lady
if I don't wear panty hose?
My momma said,
'a lady ain't what she wears,
but what she knows."
"Why does Sea World have
a seafood restaurant?
I'm halfway through my fish burger
and I realize,
Oh my God ...
I could be eating a slow learner."
"Ground Control to Major Tom."
"Somewhere out there
someone is training harder
than you
and when you meet them
in head to head competition
they'll kick your ass."
"Sex,Drugs,And Rock-N-Roll.
Speed,Weed,And Birth Control.
Lifes A Bitch
And Then You Die.
So Fuck The World ...
And Lets Get High!"
" 'But I don't want to go
among mad people,'
Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,'
said the Cat.
'We're all mad here.
I'm mad. You're mad.'
'How do you know
I'm mad?' said Alice.
'You must be...' said the Cat,
'or you wouldn't have come here.' "
