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BEWARE OF DOG!
Upon entering the little
country store,
the stranger
noticed a sign saying,
DANGER!
BEWARE OF DOG!

posted on
the glass door.

Inside, he noticed A HARMLESS,
OLD
HOUND DOG asleep
on the floor
besides the cash register.

He asked the store manager,

"Is THAT THE DOG folks
are 
supposed to beware of?"

"Yup, that's the critter,"
he replied.


The stranger couldN'T help but be
amused. "That certainly
doesN'T
look like a dangerous
dog to
me. Why in the world
would
you post that sign?"


"BECAUSE"; the owner replied,
"BEFORE I POSTED
  THAT SIGN,
FOLKS
  KEPT TRIPPING OVER

  THE DARN MUTT!"
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