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Chop! Chop!
A LITTLE GUY was sitting
at a bar
1 day, drinking his
beer and minding
his own
business,
when A GREAT BIG GUY
walked by and -- BAM! -- knocked
him
off his bar stool.

"That was a karate chop
from
Korea!"
THE BIG GUY
said, grinning.

THE LITTLE GUY gets up, angry, but

 figuring that the big guy was probably

 drunk, he decided to just get back on

 his stool and finish his beer.

All of
the sudden -- BAM! -- THE
BIG GUY comes
back by and knocks
him off the stool
again!

"That was a judo chop
from Japan!"
he yelled happily.

THE LITTLE GUY had been
through enough.
He got back up, brushed
himself off,
swallowed the last of his beer,
and
left.

An hour later he
returned.


Finding THE BIG GUY with his back
to
him, THE LITTLE GUY walked up
and
-- BAM! -- knocked
him right off
his

stool and out cold
on the floor.

 
THE LITTLE GUY yelled over to the

bartender on his way out the door,
"WHEN HE WAKES UP,
 
TELL HIM THAT WAS
 
A CROWBAR FROM SEARS."The Net perks U UP... like a "GOOD" cup of Java... yah! :-D

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