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The Blond Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in
a lovely new blond stewardess.

The
route they were flying had a stay-
over
in another city, so upon their
arrival,
the captain showed the
stewardess the
best place for
airline personnel to
eat, shop,
and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was
preparing the crew for the day's route,
he noticed the new stewardess
was missing. He knew which room
she
was in at the hotel and called
her
up wondering what happened
to her.
She answered the phone, sobbing,
and
said she couldN'T get
out of her room.


"You caN'T get out of your room?"
the
captain asked, "WHY NOT?"
 
The stewardess replied, "There are
only
3 doors in here," she cried,
"1 is THE BATHROOM,
  1 is THE CLOSET, and
  1 has A SIGN ON IT that
     says,
'DO NOT DISTURB'!"
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