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A "reasonable" price?
3 contractors were visiting an
amusement park the same day.

1 was from New York,
another from
Ohio,
and the 3rd from Florida.

At the end of the tour, the guide
asked
them what they did for a
living. When
they all replied
that they were contractors,
the
guide said, "Hey, we need 1 of the
rear fences redone. Why
doN'T you guys
take a look at
it and give me a bid?"

So to the back fence
they all went ... .

1st to step up was the Florida
contractor.
He took out his
tape measure and pencil,
did
some measuring and said, "Well, I
figure the job will run about
$900:
$400 for materials,
$400
for my crew, and
$100 profit
for me."

Next was the Ohio contractor.
He also
took out his tape
measure, pocket
caluclator,
and pen, did some quick
calculating and said, "I can do this
job for $750:

$300 for materials,
$300 for my crew, and
$150 profit for me."

The New York contractor
said,
"$2,750, easy."

ASTOUNDED, the guide
looked at him
and said,
"You didN'T even measure
like the other guys!

How did you come up with SUCH A
HIGH FIGURE?"

"C'mere..." he said.

"Now confidential like,
here's how it is:
$1,000 FOR ME,
$1,000 FOR YOU, AND
WE HIRE DA GUY FROM OHIO."The Net perks U UP... like a "GOOD" cup of Java... yah! :-D

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