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Prepared 4 the Baptism
Before performing a baptism,
the priest approached the young
father and said solemnly,
"Baptism is a serious step.
 Are you prepared for it?"

"I think so," the man replied.

"My wife has made appetizers
 and we have a caterer coming
 to provide plenty of cookies
 and cakes for all of our guests."

"I doN'T mean that," the priest

responded. "I mean, are you
prepared spiritually?"

"Oh, sure," came the reply.

"I'VE GOT A KEG OF BEER
 AND A CASE OF WHISKEY."
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