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Arthritis
A drunk who smelled like a brewery
got on a bus 1 day. He sat down next
to a rabbi. The drunk's shirt was
stained, his face was covered with
bright red lipstick, and he had a half
empty bottle of wine sticking out of
his pocket.

He opened his newspaper and
started
reading. A couple of
minutes later, he
asked the
holy man, "Rabbi, what
causes
arthritis?"

"Mister, it's caused by loose
living,
spending time with cheap,
wicked
women, too much alcohol,
and
contempt for your fellow
man."

"Well, I'll be darned," the drunk
muttered
and returned to reading
his paper.

The rabbi, thinking about what
he said,
turned to the man and apologized. "I'm
sorry, I didN'T
mean to come on so strong.
How
long have you had arthritis?"

"I doN'T have arthritis, Rabbi,

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