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A drunk who smelled like a brewery
got on a bus 1 day. He sat down next
to a rabbi. The drunk's shirt was
stained, his face was covered with
bright red lipstick, and he had a half
empty bottle of wine sticking out of
He opened his newspaper and started
reading. A couple of minutes later, he
asked the holy man, "Rabbi, what
"Mister, it's caused by loose living,
spending time with cheap, wicked
women, too much alcohol, and
contempt for your fellowman."
"Well, I'll be darned," the drunk muttered
and returned to reading his paper.
The rabbi, thinking about what he said,
turned to the man and apologized. "I'm
sorry, I didN'T mean to come on so strong.
How long have you had arthritis?"
"I doN'T have arthritis, Rabbi,
but I just read in the paper that THE
CHIEF RABBI OF JERUSALEM DOES!"
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