Arthritis A drunk who smelled like a brewery got on a bus 1 day. He sat down next to a rabbi. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was covered with bright red lipstick, and he had a half empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and tarted reading. A couple of minutes later, he asked the holy man, "Rabbi, what causes   arthritis?" "Mister, it's caused by loose living,   spending time with cheap, wicked   women, too much alcohol, and   contempt for your fellowman." "Well, I'll be darned," the drunk muttered and returned to reading his paper. The rabbi, thinking about what he said, turned to the man and apologized. "I'm sorry, I didN'T mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" "I doN'T have arthritis, Rabbi,   but I just read in the paper that   THE  CHIEF RABBI   OF JERUSALEM DOES!"

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