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SMART! Boy
There was a teenage boy who worked in the produce
section of the local
market. A man came in and asked
to
buy half a head of lettuce. The boy said he would go
ask his manager
about the matter. So he walked into
the back and said, "There's some jerk out there
who wants to buy only a half
a head of lettuce."

As he was finishing saying this he
turned around to
find the man standing
right behind him, so he added,
"and
this here gentleman wants to buy
  the
other half... ."

The manager okayed the deal and the
man went
on his way.

Later, the manager called on the boy
and said, "You
almost got yourself
in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must
say I was impressed with the
way you got yourself out
of it. You
think on your feet and we like that around
here. Where are you from Son?"

The boy replied, "Canada, Sir."

"Oh really? Why did you leave
?" asked the manager.

The boy replied, "They're all just
up-tight homely
women and hockey
players up there."

"Really," replied the manager,
"My wife is
from Canada!"


The boy replied, "No kidding! WhatThe Net perks U UP... like a "GOOD" cup of Java... yah! :-D
team did she play for?"

Order any "set of 10" jokes transcribed into Steno-K+ Notation.
Up, please. :oI