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"Never felt better."
1 day in court, the prosecuting
lawyer
asked the farmer
on the witness stand,
"At the scene of
the accident, did you
tell the policeman
you had NEVER FELT BETTER in your
life?"


"That's right." The farmer replied.

"Well, then, how is it that you
 are
now claiming you
 were seriously
injured
 when my client's auto
 hit
your wagon?"


The farmer explained. "When the
policeman arrived, he
went over
to my horse,
who had a broken
leg,
and SHOT HIM. Then
he went
over to Rover,
my dog, who was
all
banged up, and SHOT
HIM.
"


When he asked me
how I felt, I
JUST
THOUGHT, UNDER
THE CIRCUMSTANCES,
IT WAS A
WISE CHOICE
OF WORDS to say
I've NEVER FELT
BETTER
in my life."
The Net perks U UP... like a "GOOD" cup of Java... yah! :-D

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