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much is that Barbie in the window?
A man was driving home from work
1 evening when he suddenly realized
that it was his daughter's birthday
and he hadN'T yet bought her a gift.
So, the man rushed off to the nearest
toy store and asked the sales clerk,
"How much is that Barbie in the window?"
The sales clerk replied in a condescending
tone, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes
to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the
Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for
$19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for
$19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubing for
$19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
The overwhelmed man asked, "Why is the
Divorced Barbie $265.00 and all the others
are only $19.95?"
"THAT'S OBVIOUS!" said the sales clerk.
"Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's
house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and
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