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A professor of chemistry wanted to teach
his 6th grade class a lesson about the evils
of liquor, so he conducted an experiment
that involved a glass of water, a glass of
whiskey, and 2 worms.

"Now, Class, observe closely
the behavior
  of the worms,"
said the prof putting a worm
  1st into the water.

The worm in water wriggled
about, happy
as a worm in
water could be. The 2nd
worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed
painfully, and
quickly sank to the bottom,
dead as a door nail.

"Now, what lesson can we
derive from this
  experiment?"
the professor asked.

Johnny, who naturally sits in
back,
raised his hand and wisely,
responded,
"DRINK WHISKEY AND YOU WON'T GET
  WORMS."
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