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A professor of chemistry wanted to teach
his 6th grade class a lesson about the evils
of liquor, so he conducted an experiment
that involved a glass of water, a glass of
whiskey, and 2 worms.
"Now, Class, observe closely the behavior
of the worms," said the prof putting a worm
1st into the water.
The worm in water wriggled about, happy
as a worm in water could be. The 2nd
worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed
painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom,
dead as a door nail.
"Now, what lesson can we derive from this
experiment?" the professor asked.
Johnny, who naturally sits in back,
raised his hand and wisely, responded,
"DRINK WHISKEY AND YOU WON'T GET
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