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1st Date
A young man called his mother
and announced excitedly that
he had just met the woman of
his dreams. Now what should
he do?

His mother had an idea,

"Why doN'T you send her
flowers and on the card
invite her to your place
for a home-cooked meal?"

He thought this was a great

strategy and arranged a date
for a week later. His mother
called the day after the big
date to see how things had

"The evening was a disaster,"

  he moaned.

"Why, didN'T she come over?"

  asked his mother.

"Oh, she came over, BUT SHE

  REFUSED TO COOK."The Net perks U UP... like a "GOOD" cup of Java... yah! :-D

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