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"Nothing helps scenery like ham and eggs."
_- Mark Twain
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Did u no?
33% of U.S. employees fail at writing. Whether
it's an e-mail memo or a complex report, fully
1/3 of the U.S. workforce does NOT
meet the
minimum writing requirements 4 their jobs ac-
cording 2 a College Board's National Commis-
sion survey on writing. The survey was done
with 64 companies across 6 industries repre-
senting 4,000,000 employees: mining, con-
struction, manufacturing, transportation, util-
ities, services, finance, insurance, + real estate.

Did u no?
The major writing problems 4 them r accuracy,
clarity, spelling, punctuation, grammar, + con-
ciseness. Susan Traiman, director of the edu-
cation initiative for the Business Roundtable,
says: "There's no way to say that writing has
gotten worse: the demand has gotten greater."

Tip: improving your writing skills (stringing

____
verbs, nouns, + adjectives together 2
____
make a sense) will payoff because more
____
than 1/2 the companies surveyed said
____
they do assess writing skills when they
____make hiring + promotion decisions.


"Every writer approaches the day's work in different ways:
_I have always needed space and silence to "pull inside myself"
_before I pick up the pen. (Yes, I still write with pen and real ink.)
_This "pulling inside" may take an hour or a morning, I know it's
_happening while I'm dripping coffee through a hand-filter; I know
_that in some unforced way, I am readying myself to face the empty
_page not as easy as one might believe."
-
Frances Itani

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"If they give you ruled paper,
_
write the other way."
_- E. E. Cummings

Tips on getting organized...
http://www.getorganizednow.com

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"As a rule, men worry more about what

_
they caN'T see than about what they can."
_- Julius Caesar


Tip: CENSORSHIP occurs when someone
____is
NOT allowed 2 voice an opinion.

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"Every man a king!"
_- Huey Long, Governor of Louisiana, 1928


"Imagination is more important than knowledge.
_Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles
_the world."

_- Albert Einstein


"There are no beginnings, NOT even to stories.
_There are
only places where you make an en-
_trance into someone
else's life and either stay
_or turn and go away."

_- Timothy Findley, Canadian writer


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National Institute on Literacy
http://www.nifl.gov

"Reading is the means by which the world does
_a large part of its work ... .
The slightest improve-
_ment either in the page or in the method of rea-
_ding
means a great service to the human race."
_- E. B. Huey, 1908 - 1968

Did u no?
The pop culture comic book super heroes like
flying Superman draw on the legendary heroes
of Greek + Roman mythology possessing great
strength like Hercules, having flying horses like
Bellerophon's Pegasus, even flying themselves
like Hermes with his winged sandals.

Reading motivation program 4 grades K-8 (FREE)
http://www.bookadventure.org


An International Art + Poetry Program 4 Youth
http://www.riverofwords.org

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Did u no?
According 2 a 2003 Harris Poll the #1 leisure
activity is reading 26% of the time, followed
by watching television 15% of the time --
a whopping 35% drop from just 2 years ago.

U.S. Public Libraries
http://www.publiclibraries.com

American Library Association
http://www.ala.org

The Public's Library + Digital Archive
http://www.ibiblio.org

The Universal Library
http://www.ulib.org

A lending library - online (FREE)
http://www.booklend.net

The Internet Public Library
http://www.ipl.org

Serving 43,500+ libraries in 86 countries - multilingual
http://www.oclc.org
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"Books are good enough in their own way,
_but they are a mighty bloodless substitute
_for life."
_- Robert Louis Stevenson

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Did u no?
The word "archetype" ('r-keh-type) is an impor-
tant notion in litterature: it refers 2 an original
model, form, or pattern that is easy recognized.
(4 example, the archetypical villain wears black
+ comes on2 the stage from the left while the
archetypical hero wears white + enters the stage
from the right.)

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The Classics
http://www.literature.org

Book club services (FREE)
http://www.generousbooks.com

Leaf through old books at the British Library
http://www.bl.uk

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"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of
_evidence we have that people are still
_thinking."
_- Jerry Seinfeld

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Did u no?
The term "blockbuster" was first used during
World War II by Allied soldiers 2 describe a
bomb capable of leveling an entire city block.
After the war the term became used 4 any-
thing that caused a "major social impact"
like "highly successful" movies + books.

Largest online marketplace
where used/rare/out-of-print
books r bought + sold
http://www.abebooks.com

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__Humor
_=====
_They say the early bird may get the worm,
_but remember it's the second mouse who
_gets the cheese.

_"From the moment I picked your book up
_until I laid it down I was convulsed with
_laughter. Someday I intend reading it."
_- Groucho Marx

Downloadable "joke" book (FREE)
http://www.thatscomedy.com

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
_Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
_- Groucho Marx

"Even if you're on the right track,
_you'll get run over
_if you just sit there."
_- Anonymous

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Interested in songwriting?
http://www.songsalive.org
http://www.songwriting.net
http://www.songwritersdirectory.com

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"I have received memos so swollen with
_managerial babble that they struck me
_as the literary equivalent of assault
_with a deadly weapon."
_- Peter Baida

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Time management newsletter
http://www.topica.com

"Managing Your Time" - article
http://webmasterbase.com

Time-saving tips
http://www.organizetips.com

Send timed e-mails +
e-mail reminders 2 yourself (FREE)
http://www.timecave.com

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Tip: 4 "cutting PC text", highlight it 1st; press
____together the <Ctrl> + <X> keys.

Tip: 4 "copying PC text", highlight it 1st; press
____together the <Ctrl> + <C> keys.

Tip: 4 "pasting PC text", place the cursor pointer
____where text is 2b inserted; press together the
____<Ctrl>
+ <V> keys.

Tip: 4 "undoing" the "previous" PC operation,
____press together the <Ctrl> + <Z> keys.

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Did u no?
Simplyly reading an e-mail in ".htm (Web page)
format"
(NOT plain text format) can unleash a
JavaSript-based virus.

Tip: use strong anti-virus software 2 scan your
____hard drive, downloads, CDs, and ALL e-mail
____4 viral infection - preferably 2 anti-virus pro-
____grams.

Did u no?
The Active X errors found in Web (.htm) e-mails
r actually viruses attacking your computer sys-
tem, but failing. The solution is 2 ask those sen-
ding u e-mail 2 use "plain text format".

Tip: make frequent backups that r stored in a
____safe away from your computer.

"Script Sentry": e-mail protection
against "malicious" scripts (131KB) (FREE)
http://www.jasons-toolbox.com
http://www.jasons-toolbox.com/scriptsentry.asp

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Store + share files - online
http://www.freedrive.com

File + data storage - online
http://www.mydocsonline.com

Yahoo! Briefcase: file + data storage - online (FREE)
http://briefcase.yahoo.com

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"It's all about people,
NOT the technology.
_We made the Web to use the Web,
_to get other people to use the Web and
_to get things done ... and enable us to do all
_that we on this planet can accomplish."
_- Tim Berners-Lee, Hypertext Transport Protocol
_________________inventor W3C director, + WWW
_________________10th Anniversary Meeting Speaker

Secure Password Generator - online (FREE)
http://security.winguides.com

Your own office - online
http://www.junglemate.com

Postal codes - worldwide
http://dir.yahoo.com

Working together via eRoom (FREE for 21 days)
https://www.eroom.net

"Browser Buddy": key-word, text-selection
highlighter with "text magnifier"
(Internet Explorer 4+ plug-in) (475KB) (FREE)
http://www.doeasier.org

"602Pro PC Suite": office suite
(Win95/98/ME/NT/2K/XP/2003) (27.8MB) (FREE)
http://www.download.com

"Open Office Suite" - multilingual (FREE)
(Note: there is a lot of info available, faq, blogs,
_____
support
, newsletter, articles + interviews.)
(Win32: 78MB; Linux: 95MB; FreeBSD: 93MB;
SolarisSparc: 100MB; Solarisx: 100MB;
Mac OS X: 118MB)
(Language packs: 13 -16MB)
http://download.openoffice.org

"PhoneDeck"
: an address book utility
(FREE)
with address protection + hotkeys
(W95/98/ME/NT4/2K/XP
) (1.5M)
http://www.tranglos.com

http://www.tranglos.com/free/phonedeck.html

Voice conferencing, PC-phone calls,
video calls! - online (FREE)
http://www.paltalk.com

Personalized desktop-delivered news (FREE)
http://www.newsisfree.com
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Interactive "bulletin board" screen saver (FREE)
http://www.mycorkboard.com

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Did u no?
If Acrobat Reader (FREEware) is installed, Web
pages can b printed as "ordinary" pages by clic-
king on File/Print/AcrobatPDFWriter/SavePDFFileas
+ select .PDF as file type. Give it a name. Click
OK.
Double click on the NEW .pdf file 2 open it up +
print (or edit).
http://www.adobe.com

List of FREE/cheap ISPs
(Internet Service Providers) - worldwide
http://www.freedomlist.com

Information about your browser - online (FREE)
http://www.delorie.com

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Computers: information + tips
http://www.bellaonline.com

The Language of the Internet
http://fun-with-words.com

Net guide + tutorial (FREE)
http://www.learnthenet.com

Beginners' Central: a Net primer (FREE)
http://www.northernwebs.com

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"Download Accelerator Plus": e-z-2-use
"resumable"
download utility - 400% faster
(FREE) - multilingual
(Win95+/NT4/2K/ME/XP) (6.2MB)
(Note: it integrates with the major browsers.)
http://www.speedbit.com

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"SentThere PRO": an e- mail receipt notification utility (Win95/98/NT/2K/XP) (344KB) (FREE)
http://www.sentthere.com/download.html
http://www.sentthere.com

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Tip: e-mail, file it, or delete it.

Tip: copy only e-mail content 2b filed in2 a

____
Notepad file + then, delete the e-mail
____message.

"Metapad": like Notepad on steroids -
multilingual (FREE)
(80KB) (W9x/NT/XP) (44.4KB)
http://welcome.to

"Notetab Light": can strip HTML tags
+ format text quickly
(FREE)
(Win95/98/NT/2K/XP) (4MB)
(Note: it is
NOT limited by Notepads 64KB limit.)
(
Note: it has dictionary add-ons in various
______
languages + a thesaurus.)
http://www.notetab.com

"Rough Draft": multipurpose word processor
(FREE)
(W9x/NT/2K) (1.2M)
(Note:
it has features specifically designed
______
4 writers of novels, short stories,
______articles, poetry, plays + screenplays.
)
http://www.richardsalsbury.com

"NotePadXP": a multifacete
d replacement
of Windows Notepad 4 Microsoft Office
(FREE)
(Win9x/NT/2K/XP/2003) (1.82MB)
http://www.acsoftware.org

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Tip: block out "unwanted" messages.

Tip: 2 block an e-mail message in Outlook

____
Express from "a particular" sender,
____click on the message in the inbox;
____click on Message/BlockSender. (2
____"undo"
this, click on Tools/Message
____Rules/BlockedSendersList
; click on
____e-mail address 2b reinstated; click
____on "Remove"; then, click on "O.K."
____at the bottom.)

Tip: 2 block e-mail messages arising from
____a whole domain, click on any 1 message
____with that domain name in the Blocked
____Senders list; click on "Modify"; in the
____edit box remove the "@" sign + every-
____thing 2 the left of it leaving only the
____domain name; click on O.K.; in Message
____Rules click on O.K. again.

"How 2 Manage the Block Senders
List in Outlook Express"
- article
http://support.microsoft.com

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"Break Reminder" (FREE)
(Win95/98/NT/2K/XP/2003) (2.5MB)
http://www.cheqsoft.com/downloads/break_install.exe
http://www.cheqsoft.com/break.html

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American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU)
http://www.aclu.org

Consumer online fraud complaints - multilingual
http://www.econsumer.gov

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"Our life is frittered away by detail....
_Simplify, Simplify."
_- Henry David Thoreau

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Did u no?
Researchers at Bar-Ilan University in Ramat
Gan, Israel, found that women use more pro-
nouns (I, you, she, he, their, myself) because
they write about people + relationships where-
as men like to write about things focusing on
words that identify or determine nouns (a, the,
that) liking 2 use words that quantify those
nouns (1, 2, more): in short, men categorize
+ women personalize. This give rise 2 an

"informational style"
by men and an "in-
volved style"
by women.

Need help writing?
http://www.write101.com

Writing help
http://www.bellaonline.com

Successful writing -
biweekly ezine
mailto:writesuccess-subscribe@yahoogroups.com

Did u no?
On the 1 hand, the speaker or writer
"implies"
, while on the other hand,
the listener or reader "infers".

"It is better to deserve honors
_
and NOT have them
_than to have them
_and
NOT deserve them."
_- Mark Twain

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Did u no?
Writing is 1 of the best forms
of "advertising" as u can use
the by-line 2 promote yourself
+ your business.

"Write 4 Publicity"
- article
http://www.web-source.net

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"I doN'T wait for moods.
_
You accomplish nothing
_if you do that. Your mind
_must know it has got
_to get down to work."
_- Pearl Buck

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Did u no?
According 2 the Bureau 4 Labor
Statistics there were about 126,000
writers working in the U.S. in 2000.

Self-publishing service - online
http://www.xlibris.com
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Print-on-demand +
short-run publishing services
http://www.wheatmark.biz

Articles/ideas 4 a home-based business
http://www.fawkner.com

Freelance writing
(Note: they have a FREE
newletter.)
http://www.writersmarket.com

"How to Run Your Own Publishing Bakery or,
Why Baking Print is Better than Baking Cake"
- article
http://www.ideasiteforbusiness.com

"You will never find time
_for anything. You must
_make it."
_- Charles Buxton, author

Did u no?
4 an article 2b published it "usually"
requires a synopsis (a brief descriptive
paragraph), a word count, + needs 2b
properly formatted (set up visually in
order 2b read easily).

Tip: when sending a script 2 a publisher
____send it as a .txt attachment as it's
____known 2b "virus free".

Tip: write 4 businesses - articles, stories,
____proofreading business material ... .

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ISBN Online Bar Code Symbol Generator - (FREE)
http://www.cgpp.com

ISBNs + database services
4 publishers, libraries, + booksellers

http://www.bowker.com

ISBN (International Standard Book Number)
http://www.issn.org

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"Keep your friends close,

_
but keep your enemies closer."
_- Don Corleone, "The Godfather" by Mario Puzo

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Fiction writing
contest
http://www.bulwer-lytton.com

National Novel Writing Month - tips +
forums
http://www.nanowrimo.org

"Exploring the Different Types of Fiction" - article
http://www.dummies.com

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Did u no?
Mildred Wirt Benson who died on May 28th 2002
at the age of 96, + who wrote 23 of the 30 original
Nancy Drew mysteries was paid a "flat fee" of
$125 per Nancy Drew book + never collected
royalties from the books, movies, + board
games. She authored over 130 books.

Q+A JOKE
=========
Q: How many mystery writers does it take
___2 screw in a light bulb?
A: Just 1, but it there is a "spectacular twist"
___at the end!

Mystery links
http://www.mystery.com

The Short Mystery Fiction Society
http://www.onelist.com

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"I say that a wastepaper basket
_is a writer's best friend."
_- Isaac Singer.

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Nature writing...
http://pages.cthome.net

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"I am a passenger
_on the spaceship Earth."
_- R. Buckminster Fuller

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Did u no?
In his book "1984", written in 1948, in which
George Orwell created a totalitarian environ-
ment mirroring Hitler's Germany + Stalin's
Soviet Union, the following ominous phrase
became popularized: "Big Brother is wat-
ching you."


"A good metaphor is something
_even the police should keep an eye on."
_- G. C. Lichtenberg, German physicist

Crime-fiction
http://www.the3rdegree.com

Experimental fiction
(Note:
u can submit here an experimental
______fiction up to 1000 words in length.)
http://www.locusnovus.com

Did u no?
Kipling wrote a "scientific romance" entitled
"With the Night Mail"
published in 1905. It is
set in the year 2000. It describes an adventure
featuring zeppelins in the 21st Century.

A Role Playing Sourcebook
4 Kipling's Scientific Romances
http://forgottenfutures.com

The Revolution in Science Fiction - a science fiction portal
(Note:
it features games, comics,
______movies
, humor, contests,
+ more. )
http://www.revolutionsf.com

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"What separates the talented individual from
_the successful one is a lot of hard work."
_- Stephen King, Author

Stephen King's website
http://www.stephenking.com

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"When an actor comes to me and wants
_to discuss his character, I say,
'It's in the
_script.'
If he says, 'But what's my moti-
_vation?,
' I say, 'Your salary.'"
_- Alfred Hitchcock

Writing screenplays - newsgroup
misc.writing.screenplays

Neil Gaiman, inventive graphic novelist,
T.V. script + screenplay writer
http://www.holycow.com

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"What is written without effort is
_in general read without pleasure."
_- Samuel Johnson

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Coffeehouse 4 writers
http://coffeehouse4writers.tripod.com

"Examining the World of the Technical Writer" - article
http://www.dummies.com

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"I love being a writer.
_What I ca
N'T stand is the paperwork."
_- Peter De Vries, novelist

"An Editor's Guide To Writers" - article
http://www.ddj.com

"Arts & Letters Daily" focused on ideas,
criticism, + debate (with links 2 MAJOR
newspapers, news services, news ma-
gazine, journals, + magazines, book
review services, e-zines, search engines,
reference sources, amusements: comics,
crosswords ... )
http://aldaily.com

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"Be kind and considerate with your criticism...
_It's just as hard to write a bad book as it
_is to write a good book."
_- Malcom Cowley

"People ask you for criticism,
_but they only want praise."
_- W. Somerset Maugham

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Resource center 4 all writers
http://www.robinsnest.com

"Writing Tools" (hyperlinks)
http://arapaho.nsuok.edu

Garbl's Writing Center
http://garbl.home.comcast.net

Adult literacy services (FREE)
(Note: NOT all services r
FREE.)
http://literacytent.org

11 Rules of Writing
(4 those violating the rules of writing,
_grammar, + punctuation)
http://www.junketstudies.com

"Are You Guilty Of Information Overload?" - article
http://www.smartbiz.com

Exploring English
http://www.shared-visions.com

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"Nothing is as real as a dream."
_- Tom Clancy, Author

"A mind that is stretched
_by a new experience
_can never go back
_to its old dimensions."
_- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Did u no?
Nobel Prize winner 4 Literature in 1923 +
famed Irish poet, William Butler Yeats,
joined secret societies with his friends
+ colleagues that were devoted 2 under-
standing the world of magic + the occult.

"What we truly and earnestly aspire to be,
_that in some sense we are. The mere
_aspiration, by changing the frame of
_the mind, for the moment realizes itself."
_- Anna Jameson, Irish Novelist

The Pulitzer Prizes
http://www.pulitzer.org
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Mom Writers
http://www.momwriters.com

"Writing Tip Archive"
http://www.writersdigest.com

The National Education Writers Association
http://www.ewa.org

Carole Moore, humorist, freelance
writer, + columnist
http://www.thehumorwriter.com

Competitions, writing tips, + other
book writing resources
http://www.writersdigest.com

Trendy e-place 4 thinkers, writers, journalists + ...
(Note:
their online forums are know as "conferences".)
http://www.well.com

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Publishing news
http://www.artsjournal.com

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"I lived in solitude in the country
_and noticed how the monotony
_of quiet life stimulates the cre-
_ative mind."
_- Albert Einstein, physicist

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Did u no?
The correct expression is
NOT "hit and miss",
but "hit-or-miss" when speaking about some-
thing that is chancy.

Tip: the adjective "any" + the adverb "ever"
____r "speech intensifiers".

Did u no?
A double negative = a positive
(both in logic + algebra)
Logic: I doN'T have no bicycle. => He has a bicycle.
Algebra: - (-a) = a

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"Yesterday, Mr. Hall wrote that the printer's
_proofreader was improving my punctuation
_for me, and I telegraphed orders to have him
_shot without giving him time to pray."
_- Mark Twain (in an 1889 letter to a friend)

Did u no? (Humor)
Santa's helpers "subordinate" clauses.

Fun English Grammar Review
========================
_1. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
_2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
_3. And doN'T start a sentence with a conjunction.
_4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
_5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat).
_6. Always avoid annoying alliteration.
_7. Be more or less specific.
_8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are
___(usually) unnecessary.
_9. Also, too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
10. No sentence fragments. No comma splices,
___run-ons are bad too.
11. Contractions areN'T helpful and shouldN'T be used.
12. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
13. Do not be redundant; do not use more words
___than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
14. One should never generalize.
15. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
16. DoN'T use no double negatives.
17. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
18. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
19. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
20. The passive voice is to be ignored.
21. Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary.
___Parenthetical words however should be
___enclosed in commas.
22. Never use a big word when a diminutive
___one would suffice.
23. Kill all exclamation points!!!!
24. Use words correctly, irregardless of how
___others use them.
25. Understatement is probably not the best
___way to propose earth shattering ideas.
26. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place
___and omit it when its not needed.
27. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said,
"I hate
___quotations. Tell me what you know."

28. If you've heard it once, you've heard it a
___thousand times: resist hyperbole; not one
___writer in a million can use it correctly.
29. Puns are for children, not groan readers.
30. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid
___colloquialisms.
31. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should
___be derailed.
32. Who needs rhetorical questions?
33. Exaggeration is a million times worse
___than understatement.
34. Proofread carefully to see if you any
___words out.
35. NEVER WRITE IN ALL CAPS.

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_Humor: "Bad"
_===========
_1 evening, I went with my parents 2 a fancy
_restaurant. Dad was about halfway through
_his meal when he took a hard look at the
_potato, called the waitress over and said,
_"This potato is bad!"

_To my utter amazement, the waitress at
_this "5-Star" place, picked thepotato up,
_smacked it, put it back on the plate, then
_told my Dad, "If that potato causes any
_more trouble, just let me know."


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_Bad (ambiguous) headline:
_"Woman Improving After Fatal Crash"

_Bad (ambiguous) headline:
_"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"

_Bad (ambiguous) headline:
_"Legislator Wants Tougher Death Penalty"

_Bad (ambiguous) headline:
_"Lawyer Says Client is Not That Guilty"

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"The great enemy of clear language is
_insincerity."
_- George Orwell

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_From where? (Humor)
_=================
_Texan: "Where are you from?"

_Harvard graduate: "I come from a place where
_we do
NOT end our sentences with prepositions."

_Texan: "OK, where are you from, Jerk?"

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Dr. Grammar
http://www.drgrammar.org

"Grammar Slammer!"
http://englishplus.com

Guide 2 Grammar + Style
http://andromeda.rutgers.edu

A proofreading + editing service
http://www.grammargeeks.com

"Proper Manuscript Format" - sample
http://www.shunn.net

Writing + research tips
http://www.webgrammar.com

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_Grammar Humor: Woman...
_=====================
_An English professor wrote these words
_on the blackboard, directing his students
_to punctuate it correctly. "Woman without
_her man is nothing."

_
_The men wrote:
_"Woman, without her man, is nothing."

_The women wrote:
_"Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

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_Humorous Question
_================
_How do you get off a non-stop flight?

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_Single word (with prefix "a-") = a "word pair"
_===================================
_"aboard" = "on board";
_"abed" = "in bed";
_"atop" = "on top of";
_"amid" = "in the midst of".

~~~

"When Christina Aguilera was being inter-
_viewed just before the Grammy’s, she said:
_"I am accustomed to all the ‘hecticity’ of
_these events."
In a related story, it turns
_out that Aguilera is the main speech writer
_for George W. Bush."
_- Conan O'Brien
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~~~

_Humor: What 2 say
_===============
_Use "would you" or "will you"
_instead of "you'd better" or
_"do as I say and no one will get hurt".

~~~

"This is
NOT a novel to be tossed aside lightly.
_It should be thrown with great force."
_- Dorothy Parker

"The paperback is very interesting
_but I find it will never replace the
_hardcover book -- it makes a very
_poor doorstop."
_- Alfred Hitchcock

~~~

Search engine tutorial
http://pandia.com

Books + book collecting
http://www.trussel.com

Choosing what 2 read?
http://www.whichbook.net

R. J. Julia Booksellers
http://www.rjjulia.com

Searching 4 a rare, used, or
out-of-print book?
http://www.bibliofind.com

4 GOOD search engines
====================
1.
http://www.ask.com
2.
http://www.google.com
3. http://www.altavista.com
4. http://www.northernlight.com (30-day FREE trial)

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
http://www.auschron.com

"Agent Ransack": hard drive file locator
(English/French) (FREE)
(Win9x/ME/NT/2000/XP/SP2/2003) (792KB)
http://www.agentransack.com

"WebFerret 5.0": a Web "metasearch" utility program
(FREE)
(576KB) (Win98/ME/NT/2K/XP)
"WebFerret 4.0" (591KB) (Win95) (FREE)
http://www.ferretsoft.com
http://www.ferretsoft.com/download.htm

"Critically Analyzing Information Sources" - article
http://www.library.cornell.edu

Research + Documentation Online
(humanities, social sciences, history, + sciences)
http://www.dianahacker.com

~~~

Reference Desk
http://www.refdesk.com

Virtual Reference Shelf
(Library of Congress)
http://www.loc.gov

Encyclopedias, maps,
online libraries,
quotations, dictionaries ...
http://www.libraryspot.com

~~~

"When you read a biography
_remember that the truth
_is never fit for publication."
_- George Bernard Shaw

Biographical Dictionary
(Note:
they have a FREE interactive quiz.)
http://www.s9.com

~~~

High Beam Encyclopedia.com (FREE)
(Note: it has a reference desk.)
http://www.encyclopedia.com

Wikipedia Encyclopedia - multilingual (FREE)
http://www.wikipedia.org

Encyclopedia Britannica Online (3-day FREE trial)
http://www.eb.com
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World Book Encyclopedia + Learning Resources
(FREE)
http://www.worldbook.com

Online reference service 4 learners + librarians (30-day FREE trial)
(Note:
they provide library + publisher services.)
http://www.xrefer.com

Online encyclopedia, dictionary, thesaurus
atlas, quizzes, homework help, top 10-lists ... (FREE)
http://encarta.msn.com

Encyclopaedia of the Orient
(FREE)
(North Africa + Middle East)
http://www.i-cias.com

~~~

History of the English Language
http://ebbs.english.vt.edu

Library resources
http://www.bellmore-merrick.k12.ny.us

~~~

"He doesN'T know the meaning of the word 'fear'.
_Of course, there are lots of other words he
_does
N'T know either."
_- Sid Gilman, San Diego Chargers coach
_____________about 1 of his 1st year players

~~~

1-Look Dictionary Search
http://www.onelook.com

Oxford English Dictionary - online
(Note: it has word of the day.)
http://www.oed.com

Did u no?
On April 15th 1755 noted British lexico-
grapher, Samuel Johnson, published his
seminal, "Dictionary of the English Lan-
guage"
. It came in 2 volumes followed
by a condensed 1-volume version the
following year.
(Note: Noah Webster came out with his
______in the 1820's: some 70 years later.)

Merriam-Webster Online
http://www.m-w.com

The Merriam-Webster
Collegiate Dictionary (14-day FREE trial)
http://www.m-w.com

The American Heritage Dictionary
of the English Language (4th Edition)
http://www.bartleby.com

Did u no?
The following text "The quick brown fox
jumps over the lazy dog."
uses EVERY
LETTER in the English alphabet.

Dictionaries - multilingual
(Note: it has games, word of the day,
______library, the Agora forum, links
______2 glossaries, grammars, + lan-
______guage course.)

http://www.yourdictionary.com

Thesaurus.com - online
http://www.thesaurus.com

Dictionary.com - online
(Note: it has dictionaries, games, lan-
______guage resources, word of the
______day, reference, thesaurus, ar-
______ticles, + tools.)

http://www.dictionary.com

Reference.com - online
(Note: it has a medical, legal, litera-
______ture, business, atlas, + alma-
______nac reference section inclu-
______ding a Web directory.)

http://reference.com

Browser buttons (FREE)
http://www.dictionary.com

~~~

Hypertext Webster Gateway
(Note:
it's a word-search engine.)
http://www.bennetyee.org

Hyperdictionary: English,
Computer, Thesaurus, Dream, + Medical

http://www.hyperdictionary.com

Books (fiction/nonfiction), encyclopedia,
dictionary, thesaurus, quotations,
"Strunk's Elements of Style"
, ...
http://www.bartleby.com

Strange + Unusual Dictionaries
http://blueray.com

The Buzzword Compliant Dictionary
(
Note: it has an e-mail newsletter.)
http://www.buzzwhack.com

~~~
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Did u no?
"Everyday" means "commonplace, ordinary";
however, when a space is inserted in between
the two words, "every" and "day" than the
meaning becomes "each day".

Logos Multilingual Portal
(Note: in addition 2 being a multilingual
______dictionary, it has a crossword,
______anagrams, a forum, glossaries,
______children's dictionary, wordtheque,
______+ universal verb conjugator.)
http://www.logos.it

~~~

"ieSpell": spell-checks text input boxes on
a Web page - Web mail, forums, blogs, diaries.
(FREE)
(
Note: it is designed 4 Internet Explorer +
______any other Internet Explorer based
______browser like AOL, MSN, NetCaptor,
______NeoPlanet ... )
(
Note: after filling in a form, u click the
______Internet Explorer IESpell button.)

(Internet Explorer 5+) (Win9x/ME/NT/2K/XP) (2.45MB)
http://www.iespell.com

~~~

Acronym Finder
(Note:
u can add an Acronym Finder
______search toolbar 2 your browser.)
http://www.acronymfinder.com

Word of the day
http://www.m-w.com

Word-related links
http://wordsmith.org

New words
(Note: there is a Most Popular Words
______+ link section.)
http://www.wordspy.com

Wordplay Web Site
(Note:
it has word games + Our Most
______Popular Pages sections.)
http://fun-with-words.com

Wordplay subscription -
newsletter
http://fun-with-words.com/subscribe.html


Word of the Day subscription - newsletter (FREE)
http://dictionary.reference.com


A.Word.A.Day - newsletter (FREE edition - with ads)
[Note: it has an archive + FAQ (Frequently
______Asked Questions) section.]
http://wordsmith.org

The Word Detective - magazine
(Note: it deals with words + language in
______a humorous vein.)
(
Note: it has a My Favorite Word section
______+ Notable Word Links. Ask a ques-
______tion, win a book.)

http://www.word-detective.com

~~~

"NEVER, NEVER give up!"
_- Sir Winston Churchill
_(This 1 sentence was the "entire" text
__of a commencement address of his.)

RandomHouse.com
(Note:
there is a New Releases section.)
http://www.randomhouse.com

Condé Nast Magazines
(Note: there is a digital media kit section.)
http://www.condenast.com

The New Yorker cartoon
e-cards (FREE)
http://www.cartoonbank.com

~~~

Fun words + their origin
http://www.funwords.com

~~~

Did u no?
A "wordmonger" (WURD MON gur) is
someone who writes or uses words
"4 show"
with little or no regard 4
their meaning.

~~~

Anagrams - newsgroup
alt.anagrams

Word fun + games (FREE)
http://dictionary.reference.com

Multiplayer word games (FREE)
(Note: it also has a chat forum.)
http://www.funster.com

Crosswords resources
http://www.refdesk.com

American Crossword Puzzle Tournament
http://www.crosswordtournament.com

"CryptoAid": a handy word puzzle solver
(FREE)
(W9x/NT/2K) (1.6MB)
http://rrufer.com

~~~
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Cliché Finder
http://www.westegg.com

RhymeZone
http://www.rhymezone.com

Ye Olde English Sayings
http://www.rootsweb.com

Glossary of Literary + Rhetorical Terms
http://andromeda.rutgers.edu

~~~

"Shoot for the moon.
_Even if you miss,
_you'll land among the stars."
_- Les Brown

~~~

Quotes of the day - daily newsletter
http://www.qotd.org

Pick-up lines
http://www.pick-up-lines-pick-up-lines.com

Quotation database
http://www.maller.com

13,5000+ quotations
http://www.quotations.co.uk

Familiar Quotations
(Note:
there is also an encyclopedia, dictionary,
______thesaurus, + English usage section.)
http://www.bartleby.com

Largest collection of clichés, euphemisms,
+ figures of speech
(Note:
there is a cliché of the day
______with an explanation.)
http://www.clichesite.com

The Book of Clichés
(Note: there is a cliché-related link section.)
http://utopia.knoware.nl

Slip-ups in movies, TV, books, + quotes
(Note: u can add slip-ups here.)
(Note: u can vote + comment
______on slip-ups here.)
(Note:
u can subscribe 2 their
______weekly e-mail list of
______slip-ups.)
http://www.slipups.com

Conversational snippets
(Note: u can comment on them.)
(Note: they have links 2 blogs, magazines,
______columns, stories, + comics.)
http://www.inpassing.org

Quotations on every topic
(Note: they have a discussion forum.)
(Note:
u can sign up 4 the "Quote of
______the Day"
.)
(
Note: they have an excellent Internet
______reference section.)
http://www.quoteland.com

~~~

"Get your facts first,
_and then you can distort them
_as much as you please."
_- Mark Twain

~~~

Writing/editing
http://www.poynter.org

Links 4 journalists
http://parklibrary.jomc.unc.edu

A working journalist's - Net guide (English/French)
(Note: it is ranked among the TOP 5
______journalism websites in the
______world by google.)
(Note: they have FREE search +
______search engine tutorials.)
(Note:
they have "Internet search
______tip"
articles + information.)
(Note: u can sign up 4 the FREE
______weekly "JNet's Tips"

______newsletter
.)
http://www.journalismnet.com

A portal 4 journalists
http://www.poynter.org

Poynter's High School Journalism Guide
http://www.poynter.org

Investigative Reporters + Editors
(Note: it has an important govern-
______ment database library.)
http://www.ire.org

Photojournalism
http://www.poynter.org

Journal devoted 2 publishing
scholarly journalism
http://www.elon.edu

~~~

"The newest computer can merely compound,
_at speed, the oldest problem in the relations
_between human beings, and in the end the
_communicator will be confronted with the old
_problem, of what to say and how to say it."
_- Edward R. Murrow, legendary newsman

~~~

National Institute 4 Computer-Assisted Reporting
(Note: there is an online
math test 4 journalists.)
http://www.nicar.org

~~~
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Did u no?
With only 3 "print" articles published in local,
trade or regional newspapers or magazines u
can qualify 4 a "press pass" 2 the next major
trade conference in your field 4 FREE: contact
the conference management service 6 weeks
in advance + request press-kit info on how 2
"pass 4 press"
.

Writers Guild of America
(Note:
u can register your work online 4
______$20;members pay $10.)
(Note:
they have a FREE e-mail newsletter.)
http://www.wga.org

~~~

Tip: when u blog u r "publishing directly"
____2 the Web.

A "filtered" BLOG directory
http://www.blogverse.com

"Now Bloggers Can Hit the Road" - article
http://www.wired.com

~~~

Aspiring authors forum
(Note: u can post your work here 4 review.)

http://www.fragx.com

BeeHive Hypertext/Hypermedia Literary Journal
(Note: u can sign up 4 e-mail updates.)
http://www.temporalimage.com

~~~

"I was determined to know beans."
_- Henry David Thoreau

~~~

_A "New" English Language
_=====================
_The European Commission has just announced
_an agreement whereby English will be the official
_language of the EU rather than German which
_was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations,
_Her Majesty's Government conceded that English
_spelling had some room for improvement and has
_accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be
_known as "Euro-English".

_In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
_Sertainly,this will make the sivil servants
_jump with joy.

_The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of
_the"k". This should klear up konfusion
_and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

_There will be growing publik enthusiasm
_in the sekond year, when the troublesome
_"ph" will be replaced with "f". This will
_make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

_In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the
_new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach
_the stage where more komplikated changes
_are possible. Governments will enkorage
_the removal of double letters, which have
_always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
_
_Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of
_the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful,
_and they should go away.

_By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv
_to steps such as replasing "th" with "z"
_and "w" with "v".

_During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o"
_kan be dropd from vords kontaining
_"ou" and similar changes vud of kors
_be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

_After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl
_riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or
_difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to
_understand ech ozer.

_Ze drem vil finali kum tru!

~~~
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"The best way to become boring
_is to say everything."
_- Voltaire

Did u no?
What makes a person a "great
communicator"
is his/her ability
2 "listen closely" + "speak spe-
cifically"
.

Develop "effective"
communication skills
http://www.hodu.com

~~~

"Flaming enthusiasm, backed by
_horse sense and persistence, is
_the quality that most frequently
_makes for success."
_- Dale Carnegie, Teacher and Writer

Dale Carnegie Public Speaking Training
(FREE)
(Note: u can sign up 4 their weekly
______tips newsletter, "Carnegie
______Success Connection"
.)
http://www.dale-carnegie.com

~~~

"The right to be heard
_does
NOT automatically
_include the right to be
_taken seriously."
_- Hubert Humphrey

Did u no?
AOL/Netscape Instant Messenger
allows u 2 chat, transfer photos,
music + other files as well as
setting up buddy lists.
(Note:
you doN'T have 2 sign up
______4 AOL 2 use it + it's FREE.)
http://www.aim.com

"Redefine the word 'fail'. There is no failure
_in life other than
NOT trying. If you want
_something badly enough, make an attempt.
_If you want to paint, get a brush and do it.
_If you want to sing, sing. A lot of people
_get scared. They're afraid to fail. Take that
_word out of your vocabulary. You do
N'T
_'fail'
. You've 'tried your best.'"
_- Jane Seymour, Actress

Tip: u can make a difference in making
____the world a "better place" so try.

"The mind has exactly the same power
_as the hands:
NOT merely to grasp the
_world, but to change it."
_- Colin Wilson, Author

"If you would
NOT be forgotten, as soon
_as you are dead and rotten, either write
_things worth reading, or do things worth
_the writing."
_- Benjamin Franklin

"The doors we open and close each day
_decide the lives we live."
_- Flora Whittemore

"For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
_the saddest are these: 'It might have been."
_- John Greenleaf Whittier, U.S. Quaker poet,
_______________________writer and journalist

~~~

Did u no?
Web writing is really "précis writing":
4-word headers, 30-word article sum-
maries, 15-word brief sentences, short
40 word paragraphs, 500-word article.
It means keeping sentences + para-
graphs "short": 1 point per sentence,
1 main idea per paragraph. Never say
more than u have 2 say 2 make your
point using plain "unambiguous" lan-
guage (ordinary words).

Tip: any material submitted 4 online
____posting should b submitted 2
____search engines as well.

"If I had more time,
_I would have written less."
_- Mark Twain

~~~

"A word said
_is a shot fired."
_- Uzbek proverb

1-word writing exercise
http://oneword.com

~~~

Tip: a good "writing rule" 2 follow is
____2 "b brief" whenever u can.

"Do
N'T write so that you can be understood,
_write so that you ca
N'T be misunderstood."
_- William Howard Taft, U.S. President

Did u no?
2 b avoided: "logorrhea" = "excessive" wordiness
("S/he used three metaphors." instead of
"S/he used three different metaphors."
)
("Apathy is why s/he quit." instead of
"Apathy is the reason why s/he quit."
)

Tip: do
NOT over amplify needlessly
____with additional words if the
____thought is already complete.

~~~

Did u no?
Thanks 2 CafePress' book publishing service
u can upload text files in Adobe Acrobat PDF
format + sell them as books; choose the size,
type of binding along with price + CafePress
builds an online store 2 sell it from. The a-
mount above the "base" price is the amount
u pocket. Plus, u keep the copyright.

Create + sell "your own" books
(Note: there r no setup fees nor minimum
______quantities.)
(Note: they have a Publishing Learning
______Center
that explains everything.)
http://www.cafepress.com
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~~~

Did u no?
The term "fair use" refers under U.S. copyright
law, 2 the rights of copyright holders in order
2 make copies of a copyrighted work 4 pur-
poses such as criticism, comment, news re-
porting, + teaching. However, such uses may
still constitute copyright infringement if they
are clearly commercial and profit-oriented
rather than educational or scholarly in na-
ture, if the copied work is designed for en-
tertainment rather than edification, if the ex-
tent of copying is considered substantial
(greater than 5% of the original content), or
if duplication adversely affects the market
4 the copyrighted work.

Copyright infromation
(registration + information resource)
http://www.benedict.com

~~~

Get it Write Online
(Note: this writing service has a FREE
______writing/grammar tips archive.)
(Note:
u can subscribe 2 their FREE
______"Writing Tips"
newsletter.)
http://getitwriteonline.com

"10 Tips on Writing the Living Web" - article
http://www.alistapart.com

Writing 4 the Web (papers + essays) (FREE)
http://www.useit.com

Content Development/Writing 4 the Web (FREE)
(Note:
it has tips + articles.)
http://websitetips.com

~~~

Did u no?
Copy writer make good use of adjectives + adverbs.
For example, u do
NOT offer an editing service,
but a "quick, same day, turnaround" editing service.

"How Can I Become a Copy Editor?" - article
http://www.theslot.com

Copywriting, Web content, advertising,
Internet marketing, ... - tutorials (FREE)
(Note:
u can subscribe 4 the FREE
______"Copywriter's Digest"
.)
http://www.adcopywriting.com

A Spot 4 Copy Editors
(Note: u can read articles by Bill Walsh
______4 FREE.)
http://www.theslot.com

Dr. Kevin Nunley, online marketing,
advertising, + copywriting specialist
(Note:
he offers FREE e-mail courses.)
http://DrNunley.com

Tip: "research" is the key 2 great copywriting.

Tip: while content "informs", copy invites
____"2 act"
as in "click here", "buy now",
____"join today"
, "get this".

Michel Fortin, copywriter specializing in
copywriting 4 the Web, direct mail, + e-
mail sales letters.
(Note:
u can sign up 4 his FREE monthly
______"Profit Pill"
newsletter.)
http://successdoctor.com

Copywriting online 4 websites,
e-mail, + newsletters: Nick Usborne
(Note:
u can also read his articles 4 FREE)
http://www.nickusborne.com

~~~
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Syndicate "yourself" your own writing online
[Note:
there is Master Syndicator ($79) +
______Master Syndicator Gateway l (
$179).]
http://www.mastersyndicator.com

Syndication services
================
Syndicate your 400 - 1200 word article
(Note:
the article must b regarding
______Internet marketing
, promotion,
______advertising
, business, sales.)

(Note:
u can subscribe 2 the FREE
______"Etips"
newsletter that deals
______with Web design, Internet
______marketing, + ecommerce.)

http://www.web-source.net

Submit a 400 - 1200 word article 4 publication
(Note: the article must b regarding,

______general business
, small
______business
, women in bus-
______iness
, website development,
______search engines
, recipes,
______health/wellness.)

http://www.womans-net.com

~~~

Seeking well-known, experienced
writers + professionals

http://intellectua.com

"SbookBuilder10": creates a standalone HTML
viewer executabe of a . htm file directory (FREE)
(799KB)
(Note: u can use it 2 create "your own"
______ebook.)
http://www.jansfreeware.com

Did u no?
An e-book "starts" with an "index page"
that displays:
__1. welcome message;
__2. copyright statement;
__3.
link to the 'Contents' page.
The 'Contents' page lists the hyperlinked
chapter + chapter section titles.
(Note:
the top of each page should
______have a 'Content' page hyper-
______link, chapter title, + hyper-
______linked back/forward arrows.)

"Quality" ebook portal: 1,800+ ebooks (FREE)
(Note:
they also have "foreign
______language"
ebooks.)
http://etext.lib.virginia.edu

Project Gutenberg ebooks (FREE)
http://www.gutenberg.org

Amazon.com ebooks (FREE)
http://www.amazon.com

~~~

"Happiness... it lies in the joy
_of achievement, in the thrill
_of creative effort."
_- Franklin D. Roosevelt, U.S. President

~~~

Tip: practice writing by penning
____800-word e-zine articles
____with a 65 character wrap
____per line format 4 e-zines
____that share your interests.

Submit an ebook
2 Project Gutenberg
4 global distribution
http://www.gutenberg.org

Article announcement
4 distribution - online (FREE)
http://groups.yahoo.com

~~~

E-zine subscriptions (FREE)
http://www.arcamax.com

"Quality"
e-zine portal
(Note:
in addition 2 e-zines, it has
______games, funnies, knowledge,
______+ various news sections.)
http://www.arcamax.com
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Yahoo! discussion groups - online (FREE)
(Note:
u can start "your own" group.)
http://groups.yahoo.com

Topica newsletters +
e-mail discussion lists
(FREE)
(Note:
u can start "your own"
______e-mail discussion group.)
http://lists.topica.com

~~~

"Rigid,
_the skeleton of habit alone
_upholds the human frame."
_- Virginia Wolf

Tip: make writing a "daily" habit.

~~~

Tip: take 20 minutes each morning 2
____write whatever comes in2 your
____mind (stream-of-conscious writing)
____4 a year (making sure that the con-
____tent is non-sexual, non-violent, and

____NOT
self-incriminating) 2 find out
____more about yourself while develo-
____ping your ability 2 write. Then re-
____view the material 2 see if u can use
____it 2 write a poem, a short story, a
____novel, etc.

_2 ways 2 practice exercising your writing skills
_====================================
_1. get a "Web journal" - online (FREE)
___(Note:
it has many features.)
___(Note: u can customize it.)
___http://www.livejournal.com

_2. get a fun, easy-2-update "Web diary" - online (FREE)
___http://www.diaryland.com

~~~

"Certain brief sentences are peerless
_in their ability to give one the feeling
_that nothing remains to be said."
_- Jean Rostand, French biologist, writer

A "major" peer-2-peer poetry community
(Note:
it offers "constructive" criticism.)
(Note:
u r 2 offer 3 critiques 4 every
______poem u post.)
http://www.everypoet.org

"Energy
_is eternal delight."
_- William Blake

Trees + the poets
(Note: it has literary links.)
http://www.2020site.org

~~~

"A professional writer is
_an amateur who did
N'T quit."
_- Richard Bachman

~~~

Short works of fiction
(4 Web-enabled cell phone screens)
(Note: u can submit your own short
______work of fiction here.)
(Note:
there is an archive section of
______short works of fiction.)
http://www.the-phone-book.com

~~~

"In three words
_I can sum up everything
_I've learned about life:
_it goes on."
_- Robert Frost

haiku (an ancient Japanese poetic form) daily
(Note:
u can subsribe 2 their FREE
______daily or weekly digest newsletter.)
(Note: it also offers a cell-phone-
______base
subscription.)
(Note: the poems r stored in the
______online
archive section.)
http://tinywords.com
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~~~

"Words have a life;
_without response they die."
_- Russell Hoban

~~~

Satire - online
(Note:
it has an interesting chart + links section.)
http://www.satirewire.com

~~~

"The happiest people are those who think
_the most interesting thoughts. Those who
_decide to use leisure as a means of mental
_development, who love good music, good
_books, good pictures, good company, good
_conversation, are the happiest people in the
_world. And they are
NOT only happy in them-
_selves, they are the cause of happiness in
_others."
_- William Lyon Phelps, Lecturer + Author

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Writing-related newsgroups
======================
alt.etext
alt.zines
alt.ezines
comp.infosystems.www.announce

About writing...
misc.writing.moderated
misc.writing.screenplays

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Up-to-the-minute world news
http://news.google.com

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NewsDirectory
http://www.ecola.com

10,000 newspapers online
http://www.newspapers.com

Newspapers around the globe
http://www.esperanto.se

Did u no?
A press release has 8 key parts:
1. headline title: the benefit
__(36-40 characters);
2. "For Immediate Release";
3. contact info: brief;
4. sub-heading;
5. leading paragraph (40-75
__words with quotes): why,
__what, when;
6. main paragraph(s): the
__facts, so what;
7. final paragraph: summa-
__rise + call 2 action.
8. full contact details.

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"He has the deed half done
_who has made a beginning."
_- Horace

~~~

Press release software:
$199
http://www.mediamagnetpro.com

Press release format - online
http://7lessoncourses.com
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Press release writing tips
http://www.eworldwire.com

"How 2 Format Your Press
_Releases 4 E-Mail Distribution"
- tutorial
(Note: the format is clearly shown online.)
(Note:
ther r extensive "publicity" tips.)
http://www.publicityadvisor.com

"Press Releases - How 2 Write a Great Press Release" - article
(Note: u can sign up 4 his FREE
______"Publicity Insider Update E-zine"
.)
http://www.publicityinsider.comm

Bill's Hand-Picked Publicity
+ Internet Marketing Links
http://www.publicityinsider.com

Press release
submission service - online (FREE)
https://24-7pressreleasecom

Wire service comparison
http://www.marketwire.com

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"Do
N'T judge each day
_by the harvest you reap,
_but by the seeds you plant."
_- Robert Louis Stevenson

~~~

Press release submission service (FREE)
http://www.prweb.com

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Business news release service
http://www.businesswire.com

Hi-tech + business press release service
http://www.sourcewire.com

"Unlimited" press release
distribution service:
$499/year
http://www.emailwire.com

Internet News Bureau
[Note: u can sign up 4 the FREE
______news release + PR (public
______relations) tips newsletter.]
http://www.newsbureau.com

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PR Press Release Newswire - multilingual
http://www.prweb.com

News distribution, targeting, + monitoring
(Note:
it has "today's" news, industry +
______international news.)
http://www.profnet.com

PRN Wire
(Note: they have a FREE newsletter.)
http://www.pressreleasenetwork.com

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"The time for action is now. It's never
_ too late to do something."
_- Carl Sandburg, Author

~~~

Creative ideas newsletter +
marketing ideas newsletter (FREE)
(Note: each has its own archive
______of previous issues.)
http://www.ideasiteforbusiness.com

A GREAT young Canadian English writer
http://www.freewebs.com

A picture poem, "OH, ô... Canada, ma chérie"
http://www3.sympatico.ca

Publishing community - online
(Note: u can b a "contributing editor".)
(
Note: there r newsletters, contests,
______+
"community" discussion forums.)
http://www.suite101.com

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Did u no?
Halley's comet comes every 76 years +
Mark Twain, that famous "witty" American
writer, was born + died in the same years
that it appeared.

~~~

"A person with a new idea is a crank
_until the idea succeeds."
_- Mark Twain

Mark Twain
http://marktwain.about.com

"The man who does
NOT read good books
_has no advantage over the man who ca
N'T
_read them."
_- Samuel Clemens (a.k.a. Mark Twain 1835-1910)

"The difference between the right word
_and the almost right word is the differ-
_ence between lightning and the light-
_ning bug."
_- Mark Twain
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Collecting Little Golden Books
http://www.thesantis.com

Bethany Roberts, children's author
(Note:
she has a "fun zone" 4 kids +
______tips - 4 writers + teachers.)
(Note:
she has a directory of children's
______authors + illustrators.)
http://www.bethanyroberts.com

~~~

_"If I could have any power, I would love
_to have the power of invisibility. ... I
_would probably sneak off to a cafe
_and write all day."
_- J.K. Rowling, author of Harry Potter

Harry Potter - newsgroup
alt.fan.harry-potter

The Official Harry Potter Website
http://harrypotter.warnerbros.com

~~~

Did u no?
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1859-1930),
creator of Sherlock Holmes, gradu-
ated from Edinburgh University with
a degree in medicine + practiced in
Edinburgh.

The Sherlock Holmes Museum of Baker Street - multilingual
(Note: u can write a "new" Sherlock
______Holmes story here
online.)
http://www.sherlock-holmes.co.uk

~~~

J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" trilogy - newsgroup
rec.arts.books.tolkien

J.R.R. Tolkien (author of "The Hobbit" +
"The Lord of the Rings"
) fans - newsgroup
alt.fan.tolkien

~~~

"Beware the fury of a patient man."
_- John Dryden

~~~

"The Time Machine" by H. G. Wells, 1895
http://www.fourmilab.ch

"The War of the Worlds" by H. G. Wells, 1898
http://www.fourmilab.ch

~~~

"To thine own self be true."
_- Hamlet, Act 1.3, by Shakespeare
~~~

About Shakespeare - newsgroup
humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare

The Complete Works
of William Shakespeare - online
http://the-tech.mit.edu

Shakespeare's "King Lear"
http://www.pathguy.com

~~~

"Know from the bounteous heaven
_all riches flow."
_- Homer

~~~

Bible portal - multilingual
http://unbound.biola.edu

~~~

"Order is heaven's first law."
_- Alexander Pope

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"Yes, Virginia,
_there is a Santa Claus.
_He exists as certainly
_as love and generosity
_and devotion exist."
_- Francis P. Church