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Will she?
After her husband's checkup,
a woman
was called into the
doctor's office.


The doctor told her, "Your husband
has a serious disease. There
are
several things you'll have
to do
for him, or he will surely
die.

Each morning, fix him a healthy
breakfast.
Be pleasant to him.
Make him a nutritious
lunch for
work, and a especially nice meal
for his dinner at night. DoN'T give him chores,
or that will
increase his stress. DoN'T discuss
your problems with him either. Try to relax
him in the evenings by
wearing lingerie and
giving him
backrubs. Let him watch his
favorite
sports on TV. And most importantly,
make love to him several times a
week and
satisfy his every whim.
If you do these things
for the next
10 months to a year, I think he'll
pull through."

On the way home, the husband
asked
his wife what the doctor
had told her.


"You're going
to die,"
she replied.
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