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DOE RE MI BEER
by Homer J. Simpson

DOUGH... the stuff that buys me BEER.

RAY..........
the guy that sells me BEER.

ME............
the guy who drinks the BEER.

FAR..........
the distance to MY BEER.

SO.............
I think I'll have a BEER.

LA..............
La  la   la   la   la   LA BEER.

TEA...........
NO THANKS, I'm drinking BEER.

That will bring us back to ...
The Net perks U UP... like a "GOOD" cup of Java... yah! :-D
(Looks into an empty glass.)

D'OH!

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