The Stars, My Dear
Watson, the Stars! Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night ... Holmes: "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes: "And what does that tell you?" Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of Watson: galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Watson: Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that Watson: we are small. Watson: Meteorologically, it tells me that we'll have a beau- Watson: tiful day tomorrow.What does it tell you?" Holmes: "Watson, you idiot. Somebody Holmes: stole our tent." |
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