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Telling NOT the "whole" truth ...
In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train
smashed into a car
and pushed it nearly 400 yards down the
track.

Though no
1 was killed, the driver took the train company to
court.


At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had
given the driver ample
warning by waving
his lantern back
and forth for nearly a minute.


He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he'd
done it.
The court believed his story, and the suit was
dismissed.


"Congratulations," the lawyer said to the engineer when
it was over.
"You did superbly under cross-
examination."


"Thanks," he said, "but he sure had me
worried."


"How's that?" the lawyer asked.
 
"I was afraid he was
 going to ask
if the
 lantern was lit!"
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