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A panda has to do,
what a panda has to do

A panda walks into a restaurant,
sits down
and orders a sandwich.


He EATS the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and
SHOOTS
at waiters as they pass by.


As the panda stands up to go, the manager
shouts, "Hey! Where are you
going?
You just shot at my waiters
and
you didN'T pay for your sandwich!"


The panda yells back at the
manager,
"Hey man, I'M A PANDA!
LOOK IT UP!"


The manager opens his
dictionary
and
sees the following
DEFINITION FOR PANDA:

"A tree-dwelling marsupial
  of Asian origin,
characterized
  by distinct black and white

  coloring. EATS SHOOTS and
  LEAVES."
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